This person means business!!!

[RCSO-7S05]

All I can say is this man still has more balls than I do, and he just cut one of them off. I don't see how you could do such a thing....I agree....OUCH!!!!!

[FLLawdog]

Firefighters rushed over to Veliz, who was bleeding heavily, and he was taken to a hospital where doctors said he suffered a "traumatic castration" of the right testicle.

Traumatic....ya think?!?!?!

"He's a laborer. Last year he was asking for work ... this time he wanted a pay rise because he says he earns a paltry wage," said Carlos Viera, spokesman at the Dos de Mayo hospital which treated Veliz on both occasions.

He said he'd give his right nut for a decent job.

Peru's President Alejandro Toledo has pledged to create jobs and alleviate the suffering of more than half the nation's 26 million people who live in poverty.

The medical field seems to be doing OK.

Despite his mutilation, Viera said Veliz could still enjoy "a normal sex life."

And this is good news for WHO?

[Blonde Heat]

I think he pretty much removed himself from the gene pool when he whacked off the main object.

[poproc]

What that man did took balls! doh!

[NorthernProtector]

So does this make him a "One Less Nut" case...lmao!

[Mike Tx]

Who are you calling Mac, boy? You want me to come down there? Well do ya?

[Artie]

I suppose that when he cuts his last one off, he will have to sit down to pee.

[Artie]

Originally posted by Mike Sullivan:
... so authorities are only charging her with a misderweiner!

Mac,
You are a sad, sad fellow. LOL

[SpecOpsWarrior]

He brings new meaning to the term WHACKING off!!

[Mike Tx]

Honey I'm home!

Hi dear, how did your day go?

Fine. I cut my nuts off on the court house steps today!

Aww, how sweet, I was wondering what you were gonna do after you sliced your penis off.

[Mitzi]

All I can say is.....OUCH!

[FLLawdog]

This kind of logic never ceases to amaze me "Yeah...yeah....I'll show YOU guys to crap all over the little guy....I'll, uh....I'll, uh....I'll cut my NUTS off!!! YEAH, that's what I'll do! (whack)I bet y'all feel sorry for what you did now, don't you! Somebody, help...I feel...faint....(thud)"

What a nut(less) case.

[Swampy]

I'm sorry to advise you Sir that your "lousy situation" has just now become significantly worse.

It's a bit like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Except you are cutting off you testicles to spite your......well you guys figure it out!?!?!?!?!

[Mike Tx]

You all may remember Lorena Bobbitt of penis whacking fame? Well, she has a sister who also was miffed at her boy freind, and reportedly tried the same slice and dice on him. She missed and stabbed him in the thigh, so authorities are only charging her with a misderweiner!

[Metro174]

Hafta agree with Lightfighter. We don't need this goof reproducing. My friend Chaz is Merchant Marine and was telling about this idiot he saw in Italy. He and the goof were standing on the deck just looking around the harbor BS ing. Out of nowhere the idiot cuts his penis off and throws it in the water. Never gave a reason as to why or that he was planning on doing it.Hmmmmmmmm......I'm not a shrink but I'd say they are both nuts.