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    Man Chops Off Testicle in Job Protest (Ouch!!!!!)

    LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - A Peruvian man who last year sliced off his penis to draw attention to his jobless plight on Monday chopped off one of his testicles in front of the parliament building, police and hospital officials said.

    "I'm doing all this to protest my lousy situation," Eduardo Veliz, 36, told doctors after his dramatic stunt.
    "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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    How @#$%^!& stupid can one person be?

    This man needs to be committed!

    [ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: SpecOpsWarrior ]

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    • #3
      Yes, he needs to be committed to a psychiatric institution, for his own safety!
      [email protected] "Where there is love, there is no imposition"- Albert Einstien.

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      • #4
        Yeah, what is he going to chop off after the last testicle is gone? lol
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        • #5
          Anyone this stupid should be aloud to remove as much of their gentalia as possible. This will ensure their removal from the gene pool.
          Brad C. Nelson
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          • US Army 1989-2002
          • Reserve Deputy, Benton County, Tennessee

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          • #6
            Hafta agree with Lightfighter. We don't need this goof reproducing. My friend Chaz is Merchant Marine and was telling about this idiot he saw in Italy. He and the goof were standing on the deck just looking around the harbor BS ing. Out of nowhere the idiot cuts his penis off and throws it in the water. Never gave a reason as to why or that he was planning on doing it.Hmmmmmmmm......I'm not a shrink but I'd say they are both nuts.
            In God we trust, all others are run MILES and NCIC.

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            • #7
              You all may remember Lorena Bobbitt of penis whacking fame? Well, she has a sister who also was miffed at her boy freind, and reportedly tried the same slice and dice on him. She missed and stabbed him in the thigh, so authorities are only charging her with a misderweiner!

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              • #8
                I'm sorry to advise you Sir that your "lousy situation" has just now become significantly worse.

                It's a bit like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Except you are cutting off you testicles to spite your......well you guys figure it out!?!?!?!?!
                "Hi there, my name is Swampy, I'll be your arresting officer today Sir!"

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                • #9
                  This kind of logic never ceases to amaze me "Yeah...yeah....I'll show YOU guys to crap all over the little guy....I'll, uh....I'll, uh....I'll cut my NUTS off!!! YEAH, that's what I'll do! (whack)I bet y'all feel sorry for what you did now, don't you! Somebody, help...I feel...faint....(thud)"

                  What a nut(less) case.

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                  • #10
                    All I can say is.....OUCH!

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                    • #11
                      Honey I'm home!

                      Hi dear, how did your day go?

                      Fine. I cut my nuts off on the court house steps today!

                      Aww, how sweet, I was wondering what you were gonna do after you sliced your penis off.

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                      • #12
                        He brings new meaning to the term WHACKING off!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mike Sullivan:
                          ... so authorities are only charging her with a misderweiner!
                          Mac,
                          You are a sad, sad fellow. LOL
                          "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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                          • #14
                            I suppose that when he cuts his last one off, he will have to sit down to pee.
                            "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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                            • #15
                              Who are you calling Mac, boy? You want me to come down there? Well do ya?

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