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  • Customer Service!!!!!

    In order to provide you, the customer, with the best possible service, we ask that you take a few minutes to complete this critique

    1. During your arrest, were you advised of your rights in a timely manner?

    yes______ no_______ what rights?_______

    2.If your attitude at the time of arrest required the use of force, how would you rate application of said force?

    Too much_______ Not Enough______ Just right_______

    3.If an arrest warrant was used during your arrest, what type was it?

    Consensual_______ Court ordered______ Police ordered_______

    4. When you were handcuffed, how would you rate their use?

    Too tight_____ Not tight enough_____ Too loose_____ Not loose enough_____ Just right___

    5. For what crime were you arrested?

    Homocide______ Rape______ Robbery______ DWI_____Stupid in public_____ Highway Mopery_____Other__________

    6. During your arrest, was the officers commentary, directed at you, politically correct?

    Yes_______ No______

    7. During your ride to jail, how many times did the officers driving habits cause your face to impact with the "silent partner"?

    Once____ twice____ three times_____ I can't remember______

    8. once you arrived at our jail, how were you removed from the vehicle?

    Through the car door______ through the trunk______ From the trunk______ Through the wing window_____Off the bumper_____

    9. Have you taken advantage of our departments free attitude adjustment program?

    Yes_____ No_____ Not yet______

    10.How would you rate the food at our jail, in comparison with food at other jails you have visited?

    Excellent______ Good_____ Fair_____ Poor______ Bad______ what food_____

    11. Would you recommend being arrested by our department to your fellow felons?

    Yes____ No____ You got to be kidding______

    12. Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were arrested for?

    Yes_____ No_____

    13. Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were not arrested for?

    Yes_____ No______

    14. Our department is offering a "time saver program", whereby you can sign all forms ahead of time, and we fill in the blanks later. Would you be interested in such a program?

    Yes_____ No____ Does "X" count as a signature?______

    Thank you for your participation!

    Ken
    The Moral Majority is.......neither!!

  • #2
    LOL -- great! But, what does "mopery" mean?
    "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. " -- ???

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    • #3
      Sending over to "Jokes".

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