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  • Limericks - Any cops from Nantucket?

    On another forum I visit, someone started a limerick thread that's now seven pages long. I thought it would be fun to do here. And if we keep it clean -- and on topic -- maybe the moderators will keep 'em in "General Topics" for awhile.

    I'll start:
    There once was a cop from Nantucket,
    Who kept his gear in a bucket.
    It did not look so bad,
    But the sergeant got mad!
    Now look where he's gone and stuck it!

    Remember:
    ~ five lines (original, nothin' dirty!)
    ~ lines 1, 2 and 3 - eight syllables, all three lines rhyme
    ~ lines 4 and 5 - six syllables, both lines rhyme

    Next:
    "These cuffs," cried the puke, "are too tight!"
    (I'd clicked them together just right.)
    He soon was reassured,
    That I had always heard,
    Handcuffs should fit snugger at night!

    Next?
    If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

  • #2
    The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
    Called a hen a most elegant creature;
    The hen, pleased with that
    Laid an egg in his hat,
    And thus did the hen reward Beecher.

    DaveInTx

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    • #3
      There once was this cop named Shooter,
      Who, on foot, was chasing a looter.
      The perp was a zero,
      no match for our hero,
      who caught a ride on a motor scooter.

      *groan*
      I know, I know...that was lame.
      I'm out of practice...LOL

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      • #4
        There was a young copper from Minn,
        His years on the street made him grin.
        As he dealt with the punks,
        And he argued with drunks,
        He kept sane by having thick skin!
        If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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