Reasons WHY a cat is better than a woman:
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Actually.....I can't think of one single reason why a CAT is better than a WOMAN. I have 2 Russian Blues and although I love them, I have NEVER felt a desire to kiss either of them....(sorry PETA fans)"When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
-Commanding General, 1st Marine Division
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ohhhh...so you wont kiss the cat? i heard that about southern men...
Originally posted by shooter1201: I have 2 Russian Blues and although I love them, I have NEVER felt a desire to kiss either of them..."You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou
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OMG, that was very bad !!!!
Originally posted by jellybean40:
ohhhh...so you wont kiss the cat? i heard that about southern men...
I'm having trouble picturing any of the men I know, kissing a cat... it just... doesn't seem manly....Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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What would you have women compared to? Pigs? Nope...men are pigs. Dogs? Nope again. See Kodi's thread. Cats, at times, seem to display the moodiness of women better than any other animal.
There are times when they want to be cuddled and petted and have their tummies rubbed.....all the while lulling you into a false sense of security so they can wrap their legs around your arm and dig their claws in to you.....
Then, when you fling them across the room for doing so, they give you with that 'What did I do?' look...."When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
-Commanding General, 1st Marine Division
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