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    Reasons WHY a cat is better than a woman:
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

  • #2
    Let me guess ... wife is petting the cat and you're the one who wants to be petted?

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    • #3
      Shooter, the snow gettin' to ya?

      I am a woman, I am a cat and I have cat.

      And So???
      Criminals prefer unarmed victims.

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      • #4
        Are we talking about regular ol' house cats or the mountain lion / lynx kind???
        " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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        • #5
          It's pretty clear to me that there aren't any reasons.

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          • #6
            Mikey-
            You sure you don't want to rethink that? We both know better...LOL

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            • #7
              Actually.....I can't think of one single reason why a CAT is better than a WOMAN. I have 2 Russian Blues and although I love them, I have NEVER felt a desire to kiss either of them....(sorry PETA fans)
              "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
              -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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              • #8
                mi tirador-
                Not even if I purr for you?
                La Diosa

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                • #9
                  On second thought....
                  "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                  -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                  • #10
                    I kiss my little male doggie all over his face...He loves it...he cat however lets me know I am allowed to pet him but not pick him up.

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                    • #11
                      quote:
                      Originally posted by shooter1201: I have 2 Russian Blues and although I love them, I have NEVER felt a desire to kiss either of them...
                      ohhhh...so you wont kiss the cat? i heard that about southern men... [Eek!] [Wink]
                      "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                      • #12
                        Let's be PURRRfectly clear, here: I'm referring to the 4-legged FELINES, OK?
                        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                        -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                        • #13
                          quote:
                          Originally posted by jellybean40:
                          ohhhh...so you wont kiss the cat? i heard that about southern men... [Eek!] [Wink]

                          OMG, that was very bad !!!! [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

                          I'm having trouble picturing any of the men I know, kissing a cat... it just... doesn't seem manly....
                          Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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                          • #14
                            quote:
                            *Setting down the saucer of milk carefully so it doesn't spill*
                            *sigh*
                            Why is it that only women get compared to cats?
                            <inspecting the clawmarks from that quote>

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                            • #15
                              What would you have women compared to? Pigs? Nope...men are pigs. Dogs? Nope again. See Kodi's thread. Cats, at times, seem to display the moodiness of women better than any other animal.

                              There are times when they want to be cuddled and petted and have their tummies rubbed.....all the while lulling you into a false sense of security so they can wrap their legs around your arm and dig their claws in to you.....

                              Then, when you fling them across the room for doing so, they give you with that 'What did I do?' look....
                              "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                              -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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