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MikeTx is 50.
Mike. Happy Birthday. Although you may have lost some of your manhood recently (not being able to pee in your yard), I hope you have a great birthday. I bet 50 candles puts out more heat than a Texas pig roast.
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Happy Birthday, Mike.
And many happy returns
(Hope the Fire Department doesn't have to help blow out the candles-![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Nah, they have these specialists in Texas. They are trained for oil rig fires...
(Hope the Fire Department doesn't have to help blow out the candles-
Happy Birthday Mike!People have more fun than anybody.Comment
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Happy Birthday, Mike! Have a great day!
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Thank you all.Comment
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Happy Birthday, you big hunk of burning love!
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Happy BirthDay Mike!Bill RComment
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Happy Birthday Mike!!
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Happy birthday, big guy!Comment
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50 ?
Good Luck dude...you dont have many left... 
"The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program,until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."
Norman ThomasComment
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Happy Birthday Mike.. When the beer runs low at the party will you be posting your telephone number again and do your Clint Eastwood imitations?
" Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - CalvinComment
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No, I quit drinking a while back. It's a waste of time and money. But I'll call you later tonight, if you want to do the "Eastwood" thing again. First though, you have to take the gay test.
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Wow 50..you're creeping up there Mike. Pretty soon you may need a braille keyboard, so when your eyesight goes....well I guess it won't matter because you'll probably go senile first, and think your computer is a coffee maker !!
Happy B-day brother
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One thing I can tell people, is that when you get 50, you might wish you'd taken better care of yourself when you were 30.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.Comment
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