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  • MikeTx is 50.

    Mike. Happy Birthday. Although you may have lost some of your manhood recently (not being able to pee in your yard), I hope you have a great birthday. I bet 50 candles puts out more heat than a Texas pig roast.
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    Happy Birthday, Mike.

    And many happy returns

    (Hope the Fire Department doesn't have to help blow out the candles- [Wink] )
    Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

    Jack

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    • #3
      quote:
      (Hope the Fire Department doesn't have to help blow out the candles-
      Nah, they have these specialists in Texas. They are trained for oil rig fires...



      Happy Birthday Mike!
      People have more fun than anybody.

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      • #4
        Happy Birthday, Mike! Have a great day!

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        • #5
          Thank you all.

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          • #6
            Happy Birthday, you big hunk of burning love!

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            • #7
              Happy BirthDay Mike!
              Bill R

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              • #8
                Happy Birthday Mike!!
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                • #9
                  Happy birthday, big guy!

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                  • #10
                    50 ?

                    Good Luck dude...you dont have many left... [Wink]
                    "The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program,until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."

                    Norman Thomas

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                    • #11
                      Happy Birthday Mike.. When the beer runs low at the party will you be posting your telephone number again and do your Clint Eastwood imitations?
                      " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                      • #12
                        No, I quit drinking a while back. It's a waste of time and money. But I'll call you later tonight, if you want to do the "Eastwood" thing again. First though, you have to take the gay test.

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                        • #13
                          Wow 50..you're creeping up there Mike. Pretty soon you may need a braille keyboard, so when your eyesight goes....well I guess it won't matter because you'll probably go senile first, and think your computer is a coffee maker !!

                          Happy B-day brother

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                          • #14
                            One thing I can tell people, is that when you get 50, you might wish you'd taken better care of yourself when you were 30.

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                            • #15
                              HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!
                              Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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