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  • I can't pee in my yard anymore

    My queen has informed me that I can no longer pee pee in my backyard. This is BULLSH*T! I have to commune with nature, but NO! She says I leave a "spot" in the GD grass! This is unreconcilable! I will not take this crap. Can anybody tell me what I can do to keep from having to use indoor plumbing? Please, no Indians need respond.

    Thanks.

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    You have to leave her. There is no other choice.
    There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

    Steven Wright

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    • #3
      Save it up all day. After she goes to sleep, very carefully insert foam earplugs in her ears. Then, when you're absolutely sure she hasn't woken up, go out back and have your way with your lawn.

      You're a man -- act like one!! [Eek!]

      [ 04-21-2003, 10:46 PM: Message edited by: PeacefulDragon ]
      "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. " -- ???

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      • #4
        Why does she care since you don't stand up to do it, you stll squat don't you?

        Besides, if the owners of the trailer park don't care, why should she?

        [ 04-21-2003, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: retired ]
        Retired

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        • #5
          Hang it over the fence and go in the neighbors yard!

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          • #6
            Put up a bird bath.
            Drug Recognition Expert

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            • #7
              You have grass in Texas?

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              • #8
                Mike, Mike, Mike....She's just trying to civilize ya!

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                • #9
                  dont go in the same spot twice. pretty soon the whole lawn will be the same shade and she wont be able to tell the difference.

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                  • #10
                    just pee in the corner of the bedroom. its closer at night anyway

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                    • #11
                      Dig a small hole and keep peeing in that. or, find a wide-mouth jug, (like those that apple juice come in) keep it outside, and pee in that. my ex-b/f did that and sprinkled it around the edge of the garden to keep deer out
                      "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                      • #12
                        Drink more water obviously! [Eek!]

                        If you still leave a spot there are several good kidney specialists in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.
                        People have more fun than anybody.

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                        • #13
                          quote:
                          Originally posted by DeputyDawg:
                          Hang it over the fence and go in the neighbors yard!

                          that's what i do. kinda tough though since the fence is so high!!
                          I'll post, You argue.

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                          • #14
                            LOL! You are sooo bad, nick!

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                            • #15
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Mike Tx:
                              My queen has informed me that I can no longer pee pee in my backyard.

                              Mike, the answer is obvious, go in the front yard.
                              Bill R

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