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    An 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard.
    Peter Addison, of Heaton Mersey, Stockport, and his friend Mark Ridgeway of Poynton, Cheshire, smashed crockery and let off fire extinguishers.

    Addison received a conditional discharge. Ridgeway, 18, must carry out 60 hours' unpaid work.

    Both pleaded guilty to burglary at Macclesfield Magistrates' Court.

    Addison was ordered to pay £725 compensation and £20 costs. Ridgeway has to pay £20 costs.

    There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit

    Inspector Gareth Woods

    Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on the wall - The Adlington Massiv!.

    The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R Gay".

    He then left a final message to the campsite owners - "thanks for the stay".

    Police found him after entering his name in a computer system.

    Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

    "There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.

    "The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."

    What a tool!
    "Get this and get it straight! Crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison, or the grave. There's no other end. They never learn."

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    The stupidity of some criminals will never cease to amaze me.
    "Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything!"-Wyatt Earp

    "You never know when crazy will show up!"-Irishdep


    • #3
      My favorite part of the story was the phrase, "Takes the biscuit." So joyfully British!
      If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

      ---Jack Handey


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