When a laugh is worth the paperwork.

[Consultant]

Dispatch: "389"
Officer: "389 go head"
Dispatch: "10 16 assault in progress, 15 year old male is choking his mother @ 123 acme & main..."
Officer: "389 in route"
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Dispatch: "389 be advised that the suspect just told his mother that he will harm any responding officer"
Officer: "Copy that, 389 on scene"
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Officer: "389, I need 10-52 (ambulance) to remove taser apparatus"

[LeanG]

Now that's what I call keeping your hands clean.

[BeansBaxter]

Ohh...Ohh I have one too....

Dispatch: 168

168:Go ahead

Dispatch: Respond to 321 Fakestreet. Regards to an out of control 8 year old.

168: (takes sideways look at radio mike) 10-4

168: Looks at partner..."There is no such thing as an out of control 8 year old"

[SRT936]

Reminds me of when we first got Tasers.

Dispatch: 936, respond to an unwanted guest at 123 Main St.

Me: 10-4

Dispatch: 936, be advised, subject is getting violent and threatening to fight with officers upon arrival.

Me: 10-4, I think I may have a little something for that.

[irishdep]

They're all big and bad until they take the 5 second ride! I love tasers.