My friend emailed me his story that happened the other night.
"I was on my way to pick up my girlfriend late tonight from work at her late night bar job... I needed to stop on the way and get some fuel, I pulled up next to this sketchy looking dude who was finishing up filling up his tank. When he was pulling out the nozzle he must have still had his hand on the trigger because he sprayed petrol all over himself, but mainly his arm... anyway, I tried not to look at him because he was sketch.
He went in to pay and came right out just as I was finishing up, he got into his car and started it. Now I don't know what the **** he did, but I presume he lit a cigarette because his whole left arm exploded into flames, he obviously shat himself and slammed on the accelerator, driving through this s**** fence next to the petrol station.
The attendant and I ran over there to see if the dude was ok, he rolled around for a bit and the fire was out by the time we got there. Just as this happened a police car happened to be driving past and they came over to help out or so I thought.
It was so ****** up, after all this **** the police had the nerve to fine him for having an unlicensed fire arm!"
"I was on my way to pick up my girlfriend late tonight from work at her late night bar job... I needed to stop on the way and get some fuel, I pulled up next to this sketchy looking dude who was finishing up filling up his tank. When he was pulling out the nozzle he must have still had his hand on the trigger because he sprayed petrol all over himself, but mainly his arm... anyway, I tried not to look at him because he was sketch.
He went in to pay and came right out just as I was finishing up, he got into his car and started it. Now I don't know what the **** he did, but I presume he lit a cigarette because his whole left arm exploded into flames, he obviously shat himself and slammed on the accelerator, driving through this s**** fence next to the petrol station.
The attendant and I ran over there to see if the dude was ok, he rolled around for a bit and the fire was out by the time we got there. Just as this happened a police car happened to be driving past and they came over to help out or so I thought.
It was so ****** up, after all this **** the police had the nerve to fine him for having an unlicensed fire arm!"
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