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    I have a friend like this, and I am a friend like this to him.

    Friend:

    When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

    When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.

    When you are scared, ...I will tease you about it every chance I get.

    When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

    When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you - dumb *****.

    When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want what you've got.

    When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing.

    This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end.
    Why you ask?
    Because you're my friend.

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    Excellent! I'm going to e-mail that to a friend right now!
    If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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    • #3
      Friends don't let friends e-mail spam!

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      • #4
        But if you got bit on the butt by a rattlesnake, would he suck the poison out? [Eek!]

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        • #5
          man, if this were the squad room I could say what I want to say.... lol niteshift, so you think you got friends that would do that for you???
          Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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          • #6
            Not many...........those are true friends. The rest are buddies.

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            • #7
              okay Ima say it anyways... if its offensive... delete it..

              So.. you think your friends would suck on your ***?

              or better yet.... you'd let them?
              lol
              Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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              • #8
                Not much pride exists between living and dying

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