How not to get out of a speeding ticket

[Rogerthump]

A co-worker sent me this link and I found it mildly amusing. May not be safe for work due to borderline foul language.

Some kid explains the specifics of getting out of a ticket in two different scenarios. The first if it is a male officer, and the second if it is a female officer.

http://www.pandasmash.com/?epi_id=95&page=epi

[Wile E. Coyote]

Now that's freakin' hilarious, especially the pictures. Language wasn't too bad for work, but don't show it around sensitive women that can't take a joke. Thanks for sharing!

[miami-k9]

Cute, but wrong. A woman crying is just, a woman crying. No biggie. I still write-em-up. After the 15th-30th-80th one you kinda stop caring if they shed a tear or two. The ones that really get me (scared) is when the guys cry.

[Bigg Dogg]

Cute, but wrong. A woman crying is just, a woman crying. No biggie. I still write-em-up. After the 15th-30th-80th one you kinda stop caring if they shed a tear or two. The ones that really get me (scared) is when the guys cry.

I agree.i just tell them to not pull onto the roadway until they are able to drive and i leave em sitting there with their ticket!!!

[xraodcop]

BAD ADVICE. While I was on training, I wrote a stupid female for 30 over in a residential area. She sprung the tears as soon as she was told the cite was coming.When I went for her signature, there were two large, long, trails of liquified mascara down her face. She signed and left.

For that action, I was praised by my training officer more than anything else he considered my doing right.

[Slowing-Dee]

I've never cried to get out of a ticket, but I did get a warning one night with "I just got off work and I just want to get home. Have mercy on me; I work at Wal-Mart."

[Bigg Dogg]

I've never cried to get out of a ticket, but I did get a warning one night with "I just got off work and I just want to get home. Have mercy on me; I work at Wal-Mart."

I would give more consideration to the I just got off work line than some little spoiled brat crying.

[leopold99]

my speeding ticket scenario.

i was preparing for bed and had on my PJs when it dawned on me that i needed gas for tomorrow. i put on my slippers grabbed my wallet and out the door i went. i wanted to get there and back in a hurry cause i was tired.
long story short i was busted for doing 80 in a 55.

i don't know why but the cop never wrote me.

[Tim Dees]

I've never had anyone talk their way out of a ticket, but lots of people have talked themselves into one.

[Irishluck31]

I've never cried to get out of a ticket, but I did get a warning one night with "I just got off work and I just want to get home. Have mercy on me; I work at Wal-Mart."

Maybe you should give it a try.

[Foxgguy2001]

Hahahaha, explosive diarrhea... GOLD.
Was a good laugh.

[Ritchie]

there were two large, long, trails of liquified mascara down her face.

I am not a cop. Nor do I play one in my imagination.

But if crying were used on me.... it may have worked until those trails of DISGUSTING things came streaming out. GROSS

[NY Troop]

Ritchie

Ritchie, if trails of runny things is not your game you might want to change career goals

[Ritchie]

no, its just the running mascara that gets me.

I was an army lab tech and got to play with all sorts of bodily fluids and other gross stuff.

[Rapax]

I have to admitt it...I used the diarrhea escuse in High School, and sadly it worked.