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  • How not to get out of a speeding ticket

    A co-worker sent me this link and I found it mildly amusing. May not be safe for work due to borderline foul language.

    Some kid explains the specifics of getting out of a ticket in two different scenarios. The first if it is a male officer, and the second if it is a female officer.

    http://www.pandasmash.com/?epi_id=95&page=epi

  • #2
    Now that's freakin' hilarious, especially the pictures. Language wasn't too bad for work, but don't show it around sensitive women that can't take a joke. Thanks for sharing!

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    • #3
      Cute, but wrong. A woman crying is just, a woman crying. No biggie. I still write-em-up. After the 15th-30th-80th one you kinda stop caring if they shed a tear or two. The ones that really get me (scared) is when the guys cry.
      Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.
      Thomas Jefferson

      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
      Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        Originally posted by miami-k9
        Cute, but wrong. A woman crying is just, a woman crying. No biggie. I still write-em-up. After the 15th-30th-80th one you kinda stop caring if they shed a tear or two. The ones that really get me (scared) is when the guys cry.

        I agree.i just tell them to not pull onto the roadway until they are able to drive and i leave em sitting there with their ticket!!!
        FILL YOUR HANDS!!!

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        • #5
          BAD ADVICE. While I was on training, I wrote a stupid female for 30 over in a residential area. She sprung the tears as soon as she was told the cite was coming.When I went for her signature, there were two large, long, trails of liquified mascara down her face. She signed and left.

          For that action, I was praised by my training officer more than anything else he considered my doing right.

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          • #6
            I've never cried to get out of a ticket, but I did get a warning one night with "I just got off work and I just want to get home. Have mercy on me; I work at Wal-Mart."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Slowing-Dee
              I've never cried to get out of a ticket, but I did get a warning one night with "I just got off work and I just want to get home. Have mercy on me; I work at Wal-Mart."

              I would give more consideration to the I just got off work line than some little spoiled brat crying.
              FILL YOUR HANDS!!!

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              • #8
                my speeding ticket scenario.

                i was preparing for bed and had on my PJs when it dawned on me that i needed gas for tomorrow. i put on my slippers grabbed my wallet and out the door i went. i wanted to get there and back in a hurry cause i was tired.
                long story short i was busted for doing 80 in a 55.

                i don't know why but the cop never wrote me.

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                • #9
                  I've never had anyone talk their way out of a ticket, but lots of people have talked themselves into one.
                  Tim Dees, now writing as a plain old forum member, his superpowers lost to an encounter with gold kryptonite.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Slowing-Dee
                    I've never cried to get out of a ticket, but I did get a warning one night with "I just got off work and I just want to get home. Have mercy on me; I work at Wal-Mart."

                    Maybe you should give it a try.
                    It takes a Wolf.......

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                    • #11
                      Hahahaha, explosive diarrhea... GOLD.
                      Was a good laugh.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by xraodcop
                        there were two large, long, trails of liquified mascara down her face.
                        I am not a cop. Nor do I play one in my imagination.

                        But if crying were used on me.... it may have worked until those trails of DISGUSTING things came streaming out. GROSS

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                        • #13
                          Ritchie

                          Ritchie, if trails of runny things is not your game you might want to change career goals

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                          • #14
                            no, its just the running mascara that gets me.

                            I was an army lab tech and got to play with all sorts of bodily fluids and other gross stuff.

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                            • #15
                              I have to admitt it...I used the diarrhea escuse in High School, and sadly it worked.
                              "Anyone is capable of anything"

                              "I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be".

                              -Peter Gibbons
                              Office Space

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