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  • Jim Burnes....

    I came across this and thought you might appreciate it.
    Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben
    I have NO IDEA who the author mentioned is.
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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    Ah, America. Isn't this country just a breath of fresh air?

    BTW, I know I'm not Jim, but that was a pretty good post.

    [ 05-13-2002: Message edited by: KCadet ]
    If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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      I like that one!

      [ 05-13-2002: Message edited by: Don ]
      6P1 (retired)

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      • #4
        Orben is a humorist / speech writer.

        I like this one:

        "I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them".

        Here's more of his quotes:
        http://www.creativequotations.com/one/197b.htm
        " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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