I've gotta work Prom security tonight. Wish me luck.....LOL
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The last dance I chaperoned, I struck up a conversation with the officer working security. We basically decided that high school dances were a great money making oppurtunity.
He was going to "borrow" one of the low-light camcorders the department issues, and I was going to set up the website. At the next dance, we'd just film the couples doing their best to have sex on the dance floor and upload it to the net, charge $9.95 for the three hours, and let the money roll in.
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I just attended my high school prom. I was rather surprised by the heavy security, a couple of cops, plus a bunch of rent-a-cops and the school security people.
Of course there was a serious bomb threat earlier that day. A hot dog with a string. Looked alot like dynamite. *nods*Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
-Mark Twain
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Yep! I survived. No fights...no attempts to spike the punch....no promiscuous teenagers caught in 'hard to explain situations'. What's happened to today's youth??? I was sadly disappointed...
On a down note: On the rare occasion I could hear my radio above what passes for music these days, I caught a 'shots fired' call. Turned out to be a suicide."When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
-Commanding General, 1st Marine Division
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