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  • If you could do the commercial?

    If you could be the actor/actress/spokesperson for any product, what would it be?

    I would love to do the commercials for those things like viagra, or tampons, or herpes medication, but only if I got to write the script!!

    Although I would be laughing so hard I probably wouldn't get through it!

  • #2
    It Depends [Wink]
    "All the people like us are we,
    And everyone else is They"


    • #3
      You mean the adult diapers "Depends"?


      • #4
        I would be the spokesperson for stuttering people.


        • #5
          I'd like to do a commercial for milk. I drink about a gallon a day, and it is one of the main reasons I have built so much muscle. I also get frustrated at all the people who put such extreme amounts of garbage, like 64 ounce Big Gulps, in themselves. Oh well, more fat blobs means less competition on the powerlifting platform and less waiting for equipment in the gym.

          I'd also like to do a commercial for beef. I honestly believe that anyone who doesn't eat plenty of dairy products and beef cannot be truly healthy and cannot achieve optimum physical performance.

          I did grow up around Pennsylvania dairy farms, so I am just a little biased.
          Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

          I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq


          • #6
            I want to do the Nissan Xterra commercials where they get to rapel into the cave or whatever it is. I love to do crazy, dangerous, and adreline rush stuff like that. Oh hell, who am I kidding, I want to be the spokesperson for O.com and star in the first commercial....it would be guaranteed to make you laugh.
            In valor there is hope - Tacitus


            • #7
              I will be the spokesperson for Playboy, you know, the guy who has to hang around all of those women??

              Eeeh, was worth a shot.



              • #8
                I'd do a hemerroid (sp?) commercial. I'd be the after person talking about all the great things I could do after treatment. But I'd probably be laughing too much to make it through the whole thing and then I'd be fired...
                If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?


                • #9
                  I think I'd like to do a PSA on turning OFF the TV and the computer, and spending a little more time with your family.

                  (Hah, I'm a fine one to talk about turning off the computer.)
                  6P1 (retired)


                  • #10
                    Whichever product that would allow me to co-star with George Clooney.. drool....
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                    • #11
                      Forget the commercials, I want to be the replacement for Brooke Burke on E! She gets to go great places and walk around in a bikini and get paid the bucks.
                      "To each his own"


                      • #12

                        Just make sure the keys to that Nissan are in your own pocket while your doing that.

                        It would be bad if someone tried to drive it off while you're roped to the bumper!


                        • #13
                          I would like to do a Toyota commercial, cuz mine have lasted so long. i asked the service rep last time, and he said if/when i reach 300K they will fill out a form and send pics into the headquarters somewhere and see. i guess the record is right around 400K, and i'm not close to that yet.

                          And maybe i could do a Noxema commercial...i've washed my face with it every morning since i was about 12 LOL.

                          [ 08-18-2002, 05:20 AM: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]
                          "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by jellybean40:
                            i asked the service rep last time, and he said if/when i reach 300K they will fill out a form and send pics into the headquarters somewhere and see. i guess the record is right around 400K, and i'm not close to that yet.

                            jelly fwiw, I've seen numerous Toyotas with well over 200K on them and several with over 300K. The bodies all looked like crap (these were 4X4 pickups) but they all ran quite well.
                            6P1 (retired)


                            • #15
                              I'd redo the Chili's/Backdoor Boys commercial. Only this time include four more wooden crates.


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