I swear every call today involved cast members of Jerry Springer...it was wierd. Started at 0640 with a violent disturbance at the "Smith" residence. You know the type...been there 15 times...know the whole family is crazy...the inbred 21 and 18 year old sons are 300 pounds each. The kind of call where you approach the door with OC in hand. Told dispatch to change the emergency tone to "Dualing Banjoes" when sending us there.
Then there was the neighbor who took down another neighbors privacy fence without consent.
The 18 year old who is pregnant by Cletus but now lives with Bubba and Cletus' new woman is calling and making threats to beat her until she has a miscarraige.
Etc, etc......it was funny to a point. Then it got to be a drag. Loooong day.
Ya think the newly flouridated water is to blame?
Then there was the neighbor who took down another neighbors privacy fence without consent.
The 18 year old who is pregnant by Cletus but now lives with Bubba and Cletus' new woman is calling and making threats to beat her until she has a miscarraige.
Etc, etc......it was funny to a point. Then it got to be a drag. Loooong day.
Ya think the newly flouridated water is to blame?
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