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  • luckydog
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    Originally posted by Redders4786
    Next thing you know, midget tossing will be illegal too.
    LOL...I was just poking around on Google and came upon a website for dwarfism. Turns out my wife is short enough to be considered a dwarf or midget or whatever is politically correct.

    Hmmm, I wonder what the government will do to help my pocketbook because of her "disability" ????

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  • Redders
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    Next thing you know, midget tossing will be illegal too.

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  • Sixthscent
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    I was hoping we would not make the news again. It has not been that long along that Mississippi made the news for an incident about 40 miles from where the pig and possum throwing incident took place. It was on one of the CNN shows. A man was caught on video having sex with his horses. He was tried and convicted. At the sentencing phase his wife took the stand in his defense. She testified that since it was his horse she did not see a problem with it. (I could just hear the dueling banjos playing in the background. ) The prosecution asked what if it had been his daughter, after all they are his, right? The wife in open court turned to the Judge and asked, can't I takes the 5th? Going to court down here is better than going to any comedy club up north!

    By the way, the guy has not stopped yet. He is now charged in some more cases of animal tossing. And they wonder why land is so cheap down here!

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  • JohnGalt
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    Originally posted by EDWARD96
    What do you mean ya can't throw animals? It's my god given right to throw animals. They will get my animals when they pry it from my cold dead fingers! In the U.S. the 4th or 2nd or one of them memonts gives us the right to keep and arm bears don't it!!!

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  • EDWARD96
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    What do you mean ya can't throw animals? It's my god given right to throw animals. They will get my animals when they pry it from my cold dead fingers! In the U.S. the 4th or 2nd or one of them memonts gives us the right to keep and arm bears don't it!!!

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  • djack16
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    "It must be some sort of redneck thing"

    This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read about.

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  • Bing_Oh
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    You gal durn fools! Fridays is fer HORSE TIPPIN'! Them cows just isn't a challenge, but horses...THEY chase ya!

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  • ninjamom6
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    Si Señor, pero no en español.

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  • JohnGalt
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    Originally posted by ninjamom6
    Well hogtie me and whup me with a hick'ry switch, how could I fergit Thursdays? I guess on Fridays you could try the ol' Steve Martin trick - cat jugglin'. . .


    But yer probly too young to 'member Steve Martin cat jugglin'.
    No audio, but is this what you're talkin' about? http://youtube.com/watch?v=efsfAD6mFLc

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  • ninjamom6
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    Originally posted by JohnGalt
    That's Thursdays... try to tip 'em two nights in a row, yer fixin' to git kicked. Not only that, but once is funny, twice is just mean.
    Well hogtie me and whup me with a hick'ry switch, how could I fergit Thursdays? I guess on Fridays you could try the ol' Steve Martin trick - cat jugglin'. . .


    But yer probly too young to 'member Steve Martin cat jugglin'.

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  • JohnGalt
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    Originally posted by ninjamom6
    What's wrong wif you, young 'un? Ain't you never hearda "cow tippin'?" What'r Friday nights fer, if'n ya can't tip a cow or two?
    That's Thursdays... try to tip 'em two nights in a row, yer fixin' to git kicked. Not only that, but once is funny, twice is just mean.

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  • ninjamom6
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    Originally posted by JohnGalt
    well, shoot. Now what am I gonna do on my Friday nights?
    What's wrong wif you, young 'un? Ain't you never hearda "cow tippin'?" What'r Friday nights fer, if'n ya can't tip a cow or two?

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  • JohnGalt
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    Originally posted by ninjamom6
    And no more cat bowling, neither!
    well, shoot. Now what am I gonna do on my Friday nights?

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  • ninjamom6
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    Originally posted by VSPClem
    What next, cant throw poultry!?
    Nope, can't throw poultry no more. And no more cat bowling, neither!

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  • VSPClem
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    What next, cant throw poultry!?

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