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  • Part of the handbook for Gender-specific Training:

    THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female: Any part under a car's hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male: Playing football without a helmet.

    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
    with the boys.

    BUTT (but) n
    Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
    "look bigger."
    Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run, or
    goal. Also good for mooning.

    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
    bonding.

    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

    BRA SIZES:
    Ever wonder why A, B, C, D, E, F are used to define bra sizes?
    A - Almost Boobs
    B - Barely there
    C - Can Do
    D - Damn good
    E - Enormous
    F - Fake
    "Hope for the best and prepare for the worst."

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    Good stuff, but I'm gonna move it to jokes.

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