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  • Jules
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    Fishnets and stilletto's, too.
    Right Mitzi??

    Pics?? [Eek!]

    Hey, I gotta go to work, I'll check on our progress later.

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  • Mitzi
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    ruffles can only be worn if you also wear lace undies

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  • kirch
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    Okay, you wanted more. This one is my dad's most embarassing moment.

    I was about 5-6 years old and we were in church. I had been acting up and my parents' patient had reached its end. My dad finally leaned over and whispered to me, "If you don't settle down and be quiet, I'm taking you out to the car for a spanking."

    This had the desired affect...for about 5 minutes. Then I was back at it. My dad had enough. He grabbed my arm and starting marching me down the aisle to the back of the church. At which point I started yelling, "NO, DADDY, DON'T HIT ME, I'LL BE GOOD I PROMISE!" all the way out of the church.

    I've never seen my dad turn that red, though I don't know if it was from embarrassment or anger.

    I ended up avoiding the spanking, probably because my parents expected Social Services to show up first thing Monday morning.

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  • OfcMikey
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Mitzi:
    SEE! He's hedging. I bet he wears skirts with ruffles on them!

    Ruffles are mandatory in a skirt, at least for me.

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  • Mitzi
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    SEE! He's hedging. I bet he wears skirts with ruffles on them!

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  • OfcMikey
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    Mitzi, Jules,
    Are you inferring that my story is not the truth???
    I am so hurt. [Frown]

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  • Jules
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    UUHUH! BAHK BAHK!
    MORE, MORE!!!! [Wink]

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  • Mitzi
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    Jules: Told you! BAHK! BAHK! BAHK!

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  • OfcMikey
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Jules:
    quote:
    I don't wear a slip with my skirts, so no story for ya.
    SOOO where's your skirt story???? [Wink]
    Okay, here it is...
    I was in this foot chase and I was doing pretty well, considering my age, then the guy went over this wooden fence and I followed.
    Well, my skirt got caught on the way down and ripped off completely.
    The moon was rising over Aridzonie that day. [Wink] [Eek!]

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  • Jules
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    quote:
    I don't wear a slip with my skirts, so no story for ya.
    SOOO where's your skirt story???? [Wink]

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  • OfcMikey
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Jules:
    Hey Mitzi, we still don't have any slip stories from the guys!

    I don't wear a slip with my skirts, so no story for ya. [Wink]

    [ 10-22-2002, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: 10mmMike ]

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  • Jules
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    Hey Mitzi, we still don't have any slip stories from the guys!

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  • Jules
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    quote:
    I had stomach problems and one day I was in class taking a test and it was sooooooooooooo quiet...and a fart that I did NOT anticipate let out...it was the start of a new semester so I didn't know anyone in that class and I was so embarrased I left without finishing the test...and never came back... [Frown]
    I dunno, but this might be the winner!!!!

    [ 10-22-2002, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: Jules ]

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  • Mitzi
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    We do NOT fart...We TOOT!
    And I remember another one. When my son was little he would call his..uh...male part his "Dinker". I picked him up one day when he was only three and he had drawn these picture. He said, "Look, Mommy, Dinkers!" I sai, "Oh, yes, well, very nice, honey." His teacher said, "What are Dinkers?" I said, Oh, it's just something he calls a toy he has." And my son says, "A Dinker is a toy?" And proceeds to look in his pants. I said, "NO, a dinker is not a toy!" He was SO confused. Then his teacher started laughing and I had to bend down and explain that what he had always called a dinker had another name. Man, I was so worried I had really messsed him up for life!
    I can just IMAGINE what you poeople will say about THIS post. lol

    [ 10-22-2002, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Mitzi ]

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  • shooter1201
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    Do girls 'fart'? I thought they.....never mind.

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