Most embarassing moment

[Jules]

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I don't wear a slip with my skirts, so no story for ya.

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SOOO where's your skirt story????

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by Jules:

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I don't wear a slip with my skirts, so no story for ya.

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SOOO where's your skirt story????

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Okay, here it is...
I was in this foot chase and I was doing pretty well, considering my age, then the guy went over this wooden fence and I followed.
Well, my skirt got caught on the way down and ripped off completely.
The moon was rising over Aridzonie that day.

[Mitzi]

Jules: Told you! BAHK! BAHK! BAHK!

[Jules]

UUHUH! BAHK BAHK!
MORE, MORE!!!!

[OfcMikey]

Mitzi, Jules,
Are you inferring that my story is not the truth???
I am so hurt.

[Mitzi]

SEE! He's hedging. I bet he wears skirts with ruffles on them!

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by Mitzi:
SEE! He's hedging. I bet he wears skirts with ruffles on them!

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Ruffles are mandatory in a skirt, at least for me.

[kirch]

Okay, you wanted more. This one is my dad's most embarassing moment.

I was about 5-6 years old and we were in church. I had been acting up and my parents' patient had reached its end. My dad finally leaned over and whispered to me, "If you don't settle down and be quiet, I'm taking you out to the car for a spanking."

This had the desired affect...for about 5 minutes. Then I was back at it. My dad had enough. He grabbed my arm and starting marching me down the aisle to the back of the church. At which point I started yelling, "NO, DADDY, DON'T HIT ME, I'LL BE GOOD I PROMISE!" all the way out of the church.

I've never seen my dad turn that red, though I don't know if it was from embarrassment or anger.

I ended up avoiding the spanking, probably because my parents expected Social Services to show up first thing Monday morning.

[Mitzi]

ruffles can only be worn if you also wear lace undies

[Jules]

Fishnets and stilletto's, too.
Right Mitzi??

Pics??

Hey, I gotta go to work, I'll check on our progress later.