Most embarassing moment

[Mitzi]

I can't remember if we have had this topic before. I'm old, remember?
Let me see, does having the elastic band on my skirt break, causing my skirt to fall, while giving a speech in my crowded high school auditorium count as an embarassing moment? Oh, yea, I forgot...I wasn't wearing a slip. My H still tells that one. sheessh!

[ 10-20-2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Mitzi ]

[Jules]

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Let me see, does having the elastic band on my skirt break, causing my skirt to fall, while giving a speech in my crowded high school auditorium count as an embarassing moment?

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Mitzi! Sistah!

My MOST embarassing moment was when I was in a private school cafeteria eating lunch. I had a skirt on that was too tight and had unbuttoned it while eating. When I stood up to leave I had forgotten that the skirt was unbuttoned and it fell to the floor. NO SLIP!

[Mitzi]

Yay! Now there are TWO members of the NO SLIP club. Jules, you think any of the guys will ADMIT to wearing slips? All but MikeTx, of course. We all know he does.

[Jules]

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Jules, you think any of the guys will ADMIT to wearing slips?

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HEHE! I DOUBLE DOUBLE DOG DARE 'EM!!!

[Mitzi]

ooohhhhh This should be interesting!
Mitzi<----rubbing her hands and waiting to laugh

[Jules]

C'mon guys, fess up. Do we hafta use the bright lights on ya's???

Mitzi, I think they're CHICKEN, BAHK BAHK BAHK!

[Mitzi]

I agree! BAHK! BAHK! BAHK! more! lol THey won't fess up to the slips, forget the pantyhose and bras

[Jules]

I dunno Mitzi, no takers?
Must be dinner time?
And I'm sure there are a few "most embarassing" moments out there, too?

HHMMMMM...

[kateykakes]

Speaking of skirts and embarrassing moments, not too long ago, I had on a long skirt at work. I don't know how, but it got snagged on the arm of my chair and ripped from the top seam in the back of the skirt, down to the floor. Thank God for the built in slip, or my backside would have been hanging out. I left work at lunch time to change clothes. I now keep an extra pair of pants in the trunk of my car, because you never know what will rip next.

[ 10-20-2002, 08:17 PM: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

[Mitzi]

LOL! Just so long as it's CLOTHES that rip, katey! I remember when my H's most embarassing moment was, but, being a man, he wasn't embarassed.
He was standing on a ladder and a friend of mine cme by and gave his shorts tug.....Well, EVERYTHING came down. But my H was fixing something and could not stop. I heard this SHRIEK! and my friend came runing down the hall, laughing so hard, she couldn't stop. I kept saying, "What? what?" But she couldn't stop. I walked in the diningng room and said, "Uh, honey....have you noticed something?' He said, "Yeeeeepppppp, be done in just a minute." He put his tools down and pulled up his pants then picked his tools up and kept working like nothing happened.
That's a man for you! lol

[kateykakes]

SSDD, I screwed up yet again. One of these days I'll get it right.

[ 10-20-2002, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

[Steve in PA]

Well.....its like this.......we have this firemans bazaar in our borough every year. It helps them raise money for the FD. Well, we (LEO's) work the bazaar as security. But when the band is done for the night, some cops, fireman, ambulance people....and assorted loose women hang out and drink some beer.

Anyway.....around 3am.....someone decides, "hey, lets see everyones underwear". So of course people were showing their skivies. Well they got to me and I said, "um..don't think that would be a good idea". Well......after being chased several times out of the beer tent by some members of the female species.....I was eventually ambushed.....two grabbed my arms....three grabbed my pants.......and, well...it got awful drafty in there cause I don't wear any.......skivies

Ya know what its like to go to work the next day and have all these women lookin, starin' and winkin' at ya??????? LOL

[InSane1]

was at work and I had a button up shirt on and I was wearing an underwire bra.. and the effin wire somehow broke through the cotton fiber and I finally looked down and noticed it was half way pokin out of my button up shirt..... FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.....

[Mitzi]

LOL, Steve! I bet you almost fainted! LOL I have a friend who has a son about 26 now but when he was in Babe Ruth, the FUNNIEST thing happened. He's always ben a big kid for his age, 6'7 now. He was about 15 at the time. He had already cracked us up because when he pitched a ball and he accidentally hit this much smaller player. Well, too much TV. The little kid charged him and Dan didn't know what to do. So he dodged him, got him up under his arm and yeled, "COACH! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH HIM?" It was so funny!!!
But the embarassing moment was when he pitched the ball, the batter hit the ball and went running. But no one could find the ball! It was so confusing. The players, umpire, coaches, no one. Meanwhile, this kid is running the bases for all it's worth. Then, some one said, "OMG! LOOK!" The ball had gone into a hole in Dan's crotch, not hitting his crotch, and he never felt a thing til he realizes the ball is down in his pants by his ankle. Does he reach in in waistband to go down and gets it? Nooooooooooo, he opens the hole in his crotch, revealing he had no underwear on, reaches down, gets the ball and throws the kid out at home.
Too late! Everyone was falling off the stands laughing and his poor mother just sat there, redfaced and laughing saying, "I'd be worried if it HADN'T been him that did something like that." LOL And it didn't bother Dan...He was so proud he go the kid out at home! LOL!

[shooter1201]

I wish I had a funny story.....

For 6 years, I was my county's Director of Alternative Education. I ended up with all the 'throw away' kids the schools didn't want. I had a ZERO budget, no counseling services, etc. I made do with what I had, doing more 'counseling' than teaching.

During Thanksgiving break, 1996, one of my students committed suicide. He was 13 years old and 'ate' a .38.

That next school year, one of the principals asked me to do an in-service on my 'school', which I agreed to do.

Someone asked me about 'Michael'. I tried to talk about him, but broke down in tears and had to leave the room. See...I'm a 'control freak'...and I lost it in front of my peers.

THAT was MY 'most embarrassing moment'.