Heard this one today from one of our officers about a friend of his who had the law called on him.
Seems this man was argueing with his wife over the telephone & he told her that if she didn't like his decision then she could pack up & hit the door. When he got home that afternoon the only thing in the house was an echo. She even took his two hunting dogs. Well, she did forgot a couple of things, one being their wedding china setting. So he & a friend got drunk, climbed up on the roof of the house, & he started shooting the china plates with his shotgun as his friend tossed them in the air. Someone drove by & was alarmed & called the Sheriff's Office. A deputy came out & asked what was going on. The man told him about the wife leaving & forgetting the china so he was doing some skeet shooting & he only had one more plate to go. The deputy looked at the friend holding the plate & said, "Pull!"
Seems this man was argueing with his wife over the telephone & he told her that if she didn't like his decision then she could pack up & hit the door. When he got home that afternoon the only thing in the house was an echo. She even took his two hunting dogs. Well, she did forgot a couple of things, one being their wedding china setting. So he & a friend got drunk, climbed up on the roof of the house, & he started shooting the china plates with his shotgun as his friend tossed them in the air. Someone drove by & was alarmed & called the Sheriff's Office. A deputy came out & asked what was going on. The man told him about the wife leaving & forgetting the china so he was doing some skeet shooting & he only had one more plate to go. The deputy looked at the friend holding the plate & said, "Pull!"
