Diana Ross/DWI/.20 BAC

[SGT Dave]

Man! If she has JUST have had a psychic friend with her to tell her where the police were patrolling...

http://www.gocarolinas.com/partners/wsoctv/news/ap_story.html/National/AP.V2064.AP-Diana-Ross-DUI.html

[Sig220Man]

Let's all sing together:

Ain't no B.A. high enough
Ain't no bail low enough
Ain't no FST hard enough
To keep me from going to jail

[danceswithfools]

Sig,

LMAOooooooooooooooooooooo

[InSane1]

lol I can hear that playing in my head now. THANKS A LOT!

[SGT Dave]

LMA Offfffffff!

SIG your post is bittersweet for me...

Although it is hilarious, it is also sad, as I may have to relinquish my title as "Head Song Parody Writer" to you!

[PelicanDriver]

Move over Wierd Al...you've got some competition

[DMS 525]

Singing:

Reach out and touch,
your nose with your hand,
try not to fall over,
if you can!

Breathe deep and blow,
hard as you can,
try not to ring the bell,
if you can!