Dear Mr. Burglar.....

[shooter1201]

This letter is to inform you of all the really neat stuff I got for Christmas. I got a really cool 32-inch Sony color TV, a Sony DVD/VCR combo, an awesome Sony Play Station, a Nokia cellphone(with multiple faceplates!), etc. But, then....you already knew that from all the boxes I piled up at the end of my drive for the garbage men to haul off.....didn't you?

Sincerely,

Your next victim

[Oink]

LMFAO!!!!
Shhhh..Don't tell them about your gun, they might come for that too!

[207]

<Shhh.. don't tell 'em I still have the box for the 48" wide screen out in the shed.>

Mr. Burglar, the boxes and packaging for everything received for Christmas has been broken down, placed in heavy duty black plastic bags and are going out to the end of the drive when I get home tonight. The garbageman arrives at around 0530 so, you don't have much time.
And Mr. Burglar... you don't want to open those bags and stick your hands in there. The leftover salads, dressings, ham, turkey, ziti, dips, and other condiments are just oozing within.... YUCK.
You'd be better off just taking the blue recycle bags and cashing in the returnables.

[Oink]

quote:

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Originally posted by 207:
You'd be better off just taking the blue recycle bags and cashing in the returnables.

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Wouldn't this be called 'WORK'?
Something criminals have an extreme aversion to...

[Frank Booth]

I put all the boxes from my electronic components in front of my neighbor's house.....

[jellybean40]

quote:

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Originally posted by 207:

You'd be better off just taking the blue recycle bags and cashing in the returnables.

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you dont have to recycle cardboard? tsk tsk to CT...

[Oink]

LOL...This is still funny days later...
Shooter: Be sure to let us know how the trap goes...