This letter is to inform you of all the really neat stuff I got for Christmas. I got a really cool 32-inch Sony color TV, a Sony DVD/VCR combo, an awesome Sony Play Station, a Nokia cellphone(with multiple faceplates!), etc. But, then....you already knew that from all the boxes I piled up at the end of my drive for the garbage men to haul off.....didn't you?
Sincerely,
Your next victim
Sincerely,
Your next victim

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