How many of you were BAD little boys/girls in school?

[klar]

Sgt Dave my security clearance will clear it so you can tell me all about it LOL

Klar

[Summer Rain]

I was a real smart mouth in school. I remember in second grade I had to sit in front of the class, next to the teachers desk, facing the class for 2 weeks because of my mouth!

I was also pretty talkative, that sometimes got me into trouble with homework. Not hearing the assignment because my lips were doing overtime.

The biggest thing I regret about school is my attendance in high school. All of my friends were seniors when I was a junior so I had "senioritis" a year too early I would come to class when I good and well felt like it and left whenever the mode struck me to leave. I still managed to keep a really good GPA, I was in a lot of activities at school though so when picture time came for the different groups, guess who wasn't there! So in my yearbook, my name is listed 50 million times with "Not Pictured" If I ever have children, I'll nip this problem right in the bud.. their *** will NOT drive to school. That was my entire downfall, being able to come and go as I pleased.

[Mike Tx]

Right after I called Patti a ho, in the seventh grade, Mrs. Smith sent me to the office. When I came back she made me apologize so I told her, "Patti, I'm sorry you're a ho." Mrs. Smith started crying and all and said I was a bad student, but what she never asked was what happened.

Ole' Patti raised her dress and exposed herself to me in class. I think back sometimes to what would have happened if I had said "Wanna go out patti?", instead of calling her a ho.

When they sent me to the office, the principal called my mother up and told her I had something to tell her because I had been misbehaving. When he handed me the phone I said, "Mom, I called Patti Romo a ho." She said, "Ok, I'll see you tonight when you get home." That really upset the principal when she didn't get mad at me. I guess mom knew Patti too.

[SGT Dave]

Okay, from the outset, I was a very good kid. Since shooter1201 started this, let me even say I was a perfect student. I was "yes sir-no sir" type, and very interested in most subjects (okay, my algebra teacher probably would not concur.) My parents told me not to fight regardless of the circumstances, even since 1st grade, so I got pushed around by kids half my size. I was unbelievably wimpy. It's NOT that I was afraid to fight them, but I knew NOT to fight.

This continued this way until 10th grade. I'd started taking martial arts in the form of private lessons, and had gotten pretty good. What I lacked in perfect form, I could make up with in strength. I had even convinced a CUTE little girl (Tracy Greer-still remember her name) to take Karate instead of dance, and she took my advice, and loved Karate.

Then it happened

[SGT Dave]

Chapter 2

THEN, we found out that a 20 ounce drink bottle filled with water and thrown from a moving car at 50 mph or greater would remove a standard mailbox from it's post.



That pretty much covers my 11th and 12th grade years...

In Chapter 3, we'll see what happens when we become old enough to purchase firearms!

[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: SGT Dave ]

[SGT Dave]

Mike-

What is it with your teachers?

Did they not even consider that Patty Romo MIGHT HAVE BEEN a ho?

Before I can form an educated opinion, I'll need to get in touch with Patty-have her address?

[kateykakes]

You're starting to scare me, Dave. Come to think of it, most all of you from this thread are doing a pretty good job of making me nervous!

[Blonde Heat]

In Chapter 3, we'll see what happens when we become old enough to purchase firearms!

ROTFLMAO! Way too cute SGT Dave.

[JKT]

Originally posted by kateykakes:
You're starting to scare me, Dave. Come to think of it, most all of you from this thread are doing a pretty good job of making me nervous!

Ya gotta remember: (now) we learn the tricks from those that try to make a living from them. But we refine them.

I think I can safely say that most LEOs could pull off some of the most dastardly pranks, with little chance of being caught

[Niteshift]

Sgt Dave,

I just can't believe you were one of those JROTC guys we made fun of

[shooter1201]

Why do you think I tell my students: 'Being GOOD is NO fun....so BE CAREFUL!'?

[Blonde Heat]

When i was in high-school they used to call them pickles and throw pennies at them.

[jellybean40]

Originally posted by kateykakes:
You're starting to scare me, Dave. Come to think of it, most all of you from this thread are doing a pretty good job of making me nervous!

I know...i'm in shock! i guess for most of this group, it was either become a police officer, or lead a life of crime

[ 12-22-2001: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]

[SGT Dave]

Okay, we're talking hypothetical now... (statute of limitations, and stuff

[Mrs. Fish]

I got in trouble for sticking my tongue out to a boy in my class who'd always pick on me....