That's IT!

[Mitzi1]

I'm running away. I WANT to! I just spent 20 minutes convincing my son that condoms are NOT a gift to give to a new father at a baby shower!Sometimes I wonder about him!

[KenM]

Don't worry. It's a guy thing. I'd probably laugh my a** off if I got something like that.

[Mitzi1]

ggeezzzzz, he was SERIOUS too! lol

[207]

Was it the ones WITH or without the holes in them?

[jellybean40]

Condoms are a wonderful gift... one that keeps on giving

When i do my volunteer work, i'm the Condom Lady... i carry a basket of them around. I am not allowed to offer them tho, i have to be asked

(I guess they're not so great for a baby shower tho, Mitzi...)

[207]

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Originally posted by jellybean40:
i'm the Condom Lady... i carry a basket of them around. I am not allowed to offer them tho, i have to be asked

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OK, I'm asking... Are they the "ribbed" ones, the ones with funny looking spikes, or the ones that come in all different colors??? (pun intended).

[DMS 525]

On a condom vending machine I saw the other day, somebody wrote, "This gum tastes like rubber!"

[Mitzi1]

I wouldn't have said anything but this is a family and friends baby shower, lots of little gray-haired ladies there that might not find it amusing. I told him to give them to him privately if he wanted to but not in front the family members.

[jellybean40]

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Originally posted by 207:
OK, I'm asking... Are they the "ribbed" ones, the ones with funny looking spikes, or the ones that come in all different colors??? (pun intended).

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youre baaaad

oh we have all kinds... even the new ones, which supposedly men are more likely to want to use... i better PM ya about them, tho!

[ 03-24-2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]

[AutumnAngel]

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I wouldn't have said anything but this is a family and friends baby shower, lots of little gray-haired ladies there that might not find it amusing. I told him to give them to him privately if he wanted to but not in front the family members.

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The little old ladies response after seeing him open the present: "Oh how nice, balloons for the baby!"

[Joseph]

Those old gray hair ladies are the ones you have to worry about. Mitizi you getting to be an old lady with no sense of humor. Think young again.

[Joseph]

Mitizi sometimes we worry about you.

[Mitzi1]

I worry about me sometimes My son knows how to drive me crazy. I told him if he HAS to do something like tht to PLEASE not do it at a shower I am present at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!