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    I'm running away. I WANT to! I just spent 20 minutes convincing my son that condoms are NOT a gift to give to a new father at a baby shower!Sometimes I wonder about him!

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    Don't worry. It's a guy thing. I'd probably laugh my a** off if I got something like that.
    "Trust me. I'm from the government, I'm here to help."

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    • #3
      ggeezzzzz, he was SERIOUS too! lol

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      • #4
        Was it the ones WITH or without the holes in them?
        " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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        • #5
          Condoms are a wonderful gift... one that keeps on giving

          When i do my volunteer work, i'm the Condom Lady... i carry a basket of them around. I am not allowed to offer them tho, i have to be asked [Wink]

          (I guess they're not so great for a baby shower tho, Mitzi...)
          "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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          • #6
            quote:
            Originally posted by jellybean40:
            i'm the Condom Lady... i carry a basket of them around. I am not allowed to offer them tho, i have to be asked [Wink]

            OK, I'm asking... Are they the "ribbed" ones, the ones with funny looking spikes, or the ones that come in all different colors??? (pun intended).
            " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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            • #7
              On a condom vending machine I saw the other day, somebody wrote, "This gum tastes like rubber!"
              Never make a drummer mad- we beat things for a living!

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              • #8
                I wouldn't have said anything but this is a family and friends baby shower, lots of little gray-haired ladies there that might not find it amusing. I told him to give them to him privately if he wanted to but not in front the family members.

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                • #9
                  quote:
                  Originally posted by 207:
                  OK, I'm asking... Are they the "ribbed" ones, the ones with funny looking spikes, or the ones that come in all different colors??? (pun intended).

                  youre baaaad [Eek!]

                  oh we have all kinds... even the new ones, which supposedly men are more likely to want to use... i better PM ya about them, tho! [Wink]

                  [ 03-24-2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]
                  "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                  • #10
                    quote:
                    I wouldn't have said anything but this is a family and friends baby shower, lots of little gray-haired ladies there that might not find it amusing. I told him to give them to him privately if he wanted to but not in front the family members.
                    The little old ladies response after seeing him open the present: "Oh how nice, balloons for the baby!"
                    Dance like no one's watching -- Sing like no one's listening, and work like you don't need the money.

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                    • #11
                      Those old gray hair ladies are the ones you have to worry about. Mitizi you getting to be an old lady with no sense of humor. Think young again.
                      Stay safe and watch your back. Survived Katrina. Now a Official member of the Chocolate City Police.

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                      • #12
                        Mitizi sometimes we worry about you.
                        Stay safe and watch your back. Survived Katrina. Now a Official member of the Chocolate City Police.

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                        • #13
                          I worry about me sometimes My son knows how to drive me crazy. I told him if he HAS to do something like tht to PLEASE not do it at a shower I am present at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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