Restroom Graffiti

[Niteshift]

Of course we've all seen the standard "For a good time call....." graffiti in a public restroom. And I'm sure it's needed (how else would CiaJ get dates ), but have you seen any that was particularly witty or original?

One I always recall said: "Profanity is merely a literary crutch for inarticulate motherf-ers".

[10-98]

"here i sit,
all broken hearted.
tried to s*it,
but only farted."

[ 12-27-2002, 02:28 AM: Message edited by: 10-98 ]

[10-98]

"Here I sit, buns a flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."

[10-98]

"What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands."

[Oink]

quote:

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Originally posted by Niteshift:
(how else would CiaJ get dates )

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I'm gonna play devils advocate on this one.
I don't think many girls could resist that crazy guy in that jeep.

[207]

Some come here to sit & think
Some come here to **** & think
But, I come here to scratch my [email protected]
and write the bull**** on the walls.

[Solly]

Here I sit, broken hearted,
paid my dime and merely farted.
Now I stand in a f***ing trance,
Tried to fart and sh*t my pants.

I know. CRUDE!

[nickg]

"He who writes on bathroom walls
rolls his **** in little balls.
He who reads those words of wit
eats those little balls of ****"

such crude disgusting humor. once again i am offended.


Crazy gets REAL DATES?????

[ 12-27-2002, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: nickg ]

[huff317]

quote:

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Crazy gets REAL DATES?????

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Yeah...they come wrapped up in a cellophane and cardboard-AND sometimes they're even pitted....

Out

[RachelR]

quote:

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I don't think many girls could resist that crazy guy in that jeep.

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I know I can't

As for restroom graffiti.. must be a guy thing. I don't see much in the ladies room.

[CinaC]

I'm feelin' the love

[Mike Tx]

"Scotty, quick! Beam me up, I f**ked up and landed in California!"

[Traffic_Goddess]

The Ladies' room usually has statements about the
sluttiness of this one or that one...
or declarations of possessiveness of a guy.
Poetry is pretty rare...

[SGT Dave]

WE aim to please.

YOU aim too, please.

[huff317]

I guess that I'll go along with one like the good SGT's

"We don't swim in your toilet,
So please don't pee in our pool"


Out