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  • Restroom Graffiti

    Of course we've all seen the standard "For a good time call....." graffiti in a public restroom. And I'm sure it's needed (how else would CiaJ get dates ), but have you seen any that was particularly witty or original?

    One I always recall said: "Profanity is merely a literary crutch for inarticulate motherf-ers".

  • #2
    "here i sit,
    all broken hearted.
    tried to s*it,
    but only farted."

    [ 12-27-2002, 02:28 AM: Message edited by: 10-98 ]

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    • #3
      "Here I sit, buns a flexin'
      Givin' birth to another Texan."

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      • #4
        "What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands."

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        • #5
          quote:
          Originally posted by Niteshift:
          (how else would CiaJ get dates )

          I'm gonna play devils advocate on this one.
          I don't think many girls could resist that crazy guy in that jeep.
          All of god's creatures are entitled to live without fear of "gun violence" except for you and your family. - <a href="http://www.handguncontrolinc.org/selfdefense_quiz.htm" target="_blank">Source</a>

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          • #6
            Some come here to sit & think
            Some come here to **** & think
            But, I come here to scratch my [email protected]
            and write the bull**** on the walls.
            " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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            • #7
              Here I sit, broken hearted,
              paid my dime and merely farted.
              Now I stand in a f***ing trance,
              Tried to fart and sh*t my pants.

              I know. CRUDE!

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              • #8
                "He who writes on bathroom walls
                rolls his **** in little balls.
                He who reads those words of wit
                eats those little balls of ****"

                such crude disgusting humor. once again i am offended.


                Crazy gets REAL DATES?????

                [ 12-27-2002, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: nickg ]
                I'll post, You argue.

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                • #9
                  quote:
                  Crazy gets REAL DATES?????
                  Yeah...they come wrapped up in a cellophane and cardboard-AND sometimes they're even pitted....

                  Out
                  American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                  "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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                  • #10
                    quote:
                    I don't think many girls could resist that crazy guy in that jeep.
                    I know I can't [Wink]

                    As for restroom graffiti.. must be a guy thing. I don't see much in the ladies room.
                    No partner is worth your tears -
                    the one that is won't make you cry. - Anonymous

                    <a href="http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?Form.SortOrder=UserName&Start=1&Artist= Raychel&ByArtist=Yes" target="_blank">My Photo Gallery</a>

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                    • #11
                      I'm feelin' the love

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                      • #12
                        "Scotty, quick! Beam me up, I f**ked up and landed in California!"

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                        • #13
                          The Ladies' room usually has statements about the
                          sluttiness of this one or that one...
                          or declarations of possessiveness of a guy.
                          Poetry is pretty rare...

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                          • #14
                            WE aim to please.

                            YOU aim too, please.

                            People have more fun than anybody.

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                            • #15
                              I guess that I'll go along with one like the good SGT's

                              "We don't swim in your toilet,
                              So please don't pee in our pool"
                              [Eek!]

                              Out
                              American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                              "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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