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    Some years ago a married officer on my shift who was having a relationship with a female officer from another station, needed to get away, having promised his girlfriend a skiing holiday in France.

    How did he do it?......... He told his wife that he was required to attend Crown Court in the Midlands, the trial having been relocated for security reasons, and that it would last ten days and he was required to stay in a local hotel for the duration.

    Of course he told his wife he didn't want to go, preferring to stay at home with her and his son , but the Job had ordered him to go and that was that.

    During the skiing trip a domestic crisis occurred and not having a contact tel. number, his wife called into her husbands station asking the civillian on duty at the enquiry desk to contact her husband. On checking the computer the civvie told the officers wife that his duties indicated he was on annual leave...nobody had knowledge of his whereabouts....... his good lady left the station a little suspicious to say the least!

    A few days later her husband returned home, on entering the house he began to tell his wife how much he had missed her and what an awful time he had had at court...... she went berserk!!!

    Why?......... because standing in front of her stood her husband with a sun tanned face and two large white rings around his eyes where he had been wearing snow goggles!

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    ' trust me i'm a police officer'
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    Men!
    Or shall I say 'married' men!

    Why is it so hard for some people to be HONEST and faithful in a relationship?

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    Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

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    • #3
      Lady, Thank you. I can't stand a cheat. i can't stand a cheat. There. I said it twice. What's the reverse of cuckhold?

      colinm, you must have posted that in contempt for the cheating husband. I HOPE your contempt was for his character and not just for his stupidity. Unfortunately this goes on all the time. And now is virtually acceptable -- thank you, Mr. Clinton.

      Chris

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      • #4
        Chris...... we thought it was very funny at the time, his boss did not however and moved him to a different station for wasting a great deal of time and effort as people unaware of what was happening tried to find him.

        He ended up with the nickname PANDA, and remained married as he told his wife he had spent some time on a sunbed at the hotel they only had a large pair of eye protectors, she accepted the explanation.

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        • #5
          About the Clinton version of "cheating". Many young people do not consider oral or other non-intercourse methods as sex, and so do not include these when considering(the number of) sexual partners or even as saying they are sexually active.

          Very foolish and misleading to the health workers, risky to say the least. Apparently this is catching on in the adult community as well

          Kate

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          • #6
            Colin: I realize that you probably posted this thread with humorous anecdotes in mind. So I apologize to you for taking it in another direction.

            Yes, 'panda' is funny but I just can't get past the disrespect to the wife.

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            • #7
              You are right, Katie: many adolescents do not consider oral sex to be (in the words of one particular young girl I worked with):"The same as real sex". A large percentage of them are unaware that they can contract STDs this way. The countless programs and initiatives that exist, to discourage this type of risky adolescent sexual behaviour- seem to be having very little effect.

              I believe a large portion of the blame for the staggeringly high incidence of children infected with AIDS and other STDs- lies with adults (particularly adult males) who are partnering with adolescents.



              [This message has been edited by blondie72 (edited 05-12-2001).]
              [email protected] "Where there is love, there is no imposition"- Albert Einstien.

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              • #8
                Ladies please........... I am not condoning his behaviour, but lets face it such activity is commonplace in all walks of life and occupations, remember it takes two to tango.

                He may well have been the innocent party to begin with and succumbed to temptation... it happens to both males and females!

                Anyway I still think it was funny..........

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by colinm:
                  He may well have been the innocent party to begin with and succumbed to temptation...
                  Oh please, give me a break! With that line of 'BS' of his? I doubt it.

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                  • #10
                    I'm with Lady.....I think a cheater is the lowest of the low. My husband once told me he was working when he wasn't and he wouldn't explain himself....It was one of the reasons for a heartbreaking seperation. I won't put up with much. I'm his wife and I am faithful and committed, as he promised me. If he can't keep his committment to me, then I will take the high road and he can have the low road. This was the same time he refused to let me cut in on a dance (actually, several dances) when he was dancing with a beautiful slut. He found out where he stood cause we seperated and IIIIII dated, much to his dismay. This was many, many years ago and I would still leave, for good, if I ever catch him in ONE lie again.

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                    • #11
                      Ladies please give Colin a break, one man cannot endure the pain of so many women uniting against him.

                      Colin I dont think this man was a victim of temptation, that theory just doesn't hold water, he knew full well what he was doing when he lied to his wife, and took a vacation to have an affair, and told another lie when he got caught.



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                      I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
                      Winston Churchill

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                      • #12
                        I don't know what all the fuss is about.

                        I've been married for 20+ years and we have one rule with regards to the opposite sex:

                        "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, so long as you eat at home!"

                        And let's face it - a little appetite always makes the meal taste better!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Copitsweet: Nobody's complaining about a little appetite. After all, look at the appetites on Officer.com. However, that guy was having an out of town banquet!

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                          • #14
                            Lady and Mitzy are right on the money with this one. Mr. X planned his little tryst well in advance, saying it may have been a "temptation" doesn't float. Being single I can only surmise the pain I would feel if it happened to me. I could forgive him but he would lose my trust.

                            Sun tanned with white circles around the eyes? Lol



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                            Nell

                            "People are like stained-glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in
                            their true beauty is revealed only if their light is from within."
                            - Elizabeth Kubler Ross



                            [This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 05-13-2001).]
                            When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal. When you meet someone not as good as you are, look within and examine yourself....

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                            • #15
                              I can't believe she bought that horsecrap story of his! Can anybody spell EUNUCH

                              I always tell my husband you can look all you want, but if you touch, both of you will be in a world of hurt.

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