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Some years ago a married officer on my shift who was having a relationship with a female officer from another station, needed to get away, having promised his girlfriend a skiing holiday in France.
How did he do it?......... He told his wife that he was required to attend Crown Court in the Midlands, the trial having been relocated for security reasons, and that it would last ten days and he was required to stay in a local hotel for the duration.
Of course he told his wife he didn't want to go, preferring to stay at home with her and his son , but the Job had ordered him to go and that was that.
During the skiing trip a domestic crisis occurred and not having a contact tel. number, his wife called into her husbands station asking the civillian on duty at the enquiry desk to contact her husband. On checking the computer the civvie told the officers wife that his duties indicated he was on annual leave...nobody had knowledge of his whereabouts....... his good lady left the station a little suspicious to say the least!
A few days later her husband returned home, on entering the house he began to tell his wife how much he had missed her and what an awful time he had had at court...... she went berserk!!!
Why?......... because standing in front of her stood her husband with a sun tanned face and two large white rings around his eyes where he had been wearing snow goggles!
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' trust me i'm a police officer'
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How did he do it?......... He told his wife that he was required to attend Crown Court in the Midlands, the trial having been relocated for security reasons, and that it would last ten days and he was required to stay in a local hotel for the duration.
Of course he told his wife he didn't want to go, preferring to stay at home with her and his son , but the Job had ordered him to go and that was that.
During the skiing trip a domestic crisis occurred and not having a contact tel. number, his wife called into her husbands station asking the civillian on duty at the enquiry desk to contact her husband. On checking the computer the civvie told the officers wife that his duties indicated he was on annual leave...nobody had knowledge of his whereabouts....... his good lady left the station a little suspicious to say the least!
A few days later her husband returned home, on entering the house he began to tell his wife how much he had missed her and what an awful time he had had at court...... she went berserk!!!
Why?......... because standing in front of her stood her husband with a sun tanned face and two large white rings around his eyes where he had been wearing snow goggles!
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' trust me i'm a police officer'
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