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    From some news article a buddy of mine sent me.

    Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants

    A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.

    Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.

    Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.

    She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.

    When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.

    The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage."

    A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

    She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."

  • #2
    lol I wouldn't hide behind any trees if I were her if there's a next time. I can just see her standing there as her breasts get smaller. lollol

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    • #3
      I guess I can add to that to things I want my next partner to have.

      "But honey...it's DOCUMENTED!"
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      • #4
        So instead of her getting injured, did she just "spring a leak?"

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        • #5
          Hmmm... a silicone leak. Did they have to call out the Haz-Mat team for clean up??
          " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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          • #6
            quote:
            now I look even more beautiful
            hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
            I'll bet she just stands naked in front of a mirror all day long!!!
            All of god's creatures are entitled to live without fear of "gun violence" except for you and your family. - <a href="http://www.handguncontrolinc.org/selfdefense_quiz.htm" target="_blank">Source</a>

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            • #7
              quote:
              Hmmm... a silicone leak. Did they have to call out the Haz-Mat team for clean up??
              Noooo, but you can go down to the nearest Home Depot and get some of that bathtub and kitchen silicone adhesive/sealant-if you were in a bind and needed to patch or something.

              And SGT Dave, that wouldn't be a sucking chest wound, btw. It would be more like a sticky chest wound, right????

              Er, just let me leave now before I get into MORE trouble

              Out

              [ 01-01-2003, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: huff317 ]
              American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

              "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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              • #8
                The latest in the market of police safety equipment! KEVLAR BOOBS! (Don't leave home without them!).
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