I was working patrol on nights and i was doing building checks. I was checking behind one of the local elementary schools as it is a very popular parking spot. I spot a chevy astro van and I get out of my car and begin to walk up to the vehicle when a small window on the side of the vehicle opens up and somebody from the inside throws a used condom out missing my boots by less than an inch. I bang on the back of the vehicle and identify myself and ask what is going on in the van. The male yells out "OH F**K, and I'm thinking to myself exactly! I yell back to the male to get out of the van as his "talking" almost hit me in the boot. A long story short, I get both subjects out of the van and run both of their information. They were clean, so I decided to just run them off with a warning. As I was about to let them go, I told the male to pick up his condom and put it in his pocket, or I would have to issue him a summons for littering. The male just looks at me like "what did you say" I told him once again and he hesitates only to have his girlfriend yell at him to pick it up. He picks it up without tying the end off and sticks it right in his pocket. I patted the outside of the pocket and told him, "you're a good man" He just stood their in disbelief as i got into my car and drove off.


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