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    Of course I am referring to the Girl Scouts of America. By crack, I mean Caramel deLites cookies. (Does anyone know why they are not called Samoas anymore?)

    Those caramel deLite cookies are so good. How can someone expect to stay on a diet when they are so addicting? I eat just one, and then they sit on the counter mocking me, so I have to eat more.
    "I assume you all have guns and crack."

  • #2
    Originally posted by Badgerland:
    (Does anyone know why they are not called Samoas anymore?)

    probably because American Samoans found it offensive??

    every one else seems to get offended these day by something, so why wouldn't girl scout cookies offend Samoans??

    they better change the name of those damn "thin mints" too because if you eat too many of them you WON'T stay thin and skinny people will call in the ACLU to sue.

    and another thing...........
    I'll post, You argue.


    • #3
      I just double-checked my stash; the boxes I have are still called Sommas. Girl Scout cookies are the sole redeeming feature of America! [Eek!]

      Jim Burnes


      • #4
        I personally can't resist the thin mints... *glances at box of thin mints* mmmm...
        Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
        -Mark Twain


        • #5
          Wait! Update! Apparently in some places, the name was changed in the mid-80's:

          But these days, the name depends on who bakes the cookies. There are two bakeries nationwide that make all the cookies. At ABC Bakers they call them Carmel Delights:

          At Little Brownie Bakers, they call them Samoas.

          Phew. Not even hired by a police department and I already have my investigative skills sharp. [Wink]

          [ 03-11-2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Xanthorius ]
          I am disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious? - Mr. Sparkle


          • #6
            Just finished my box of Samoas today. mmmm... Time to start on the thin mints.

            Also, check out Dryer's Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream. The Samoa is heavenly and the Thin Mint is low fat. Good stuff.

            yummy yummy yummy


            • #7
              Oh, the curse of being a teacher AND a cop in a small town...

              I always buy ONE box of cookies from every Girl Scout at my school that asks me. THEN I have to buy a box from each GROUP of Girl Scouts selling them at WalMart and every other strip mall in town on Saturdays.....
              "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
              -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division


              • #8
                Thin mints fresh from the freezer. Mmmmmmm heaven.
                "I assume you all have guns and crack."


                • #9
                  i dont kow if this is a good thing or bad... but ive NEVER had a girlscout go door-to-door selling cookies at any of the houses ive lived in in NYC. the only time i eversaw girl scout cookies was upstate [Frown]


                  • #10
                    10-98: that's so sad.

                    When I was living in the dorms in San Diego, they'd bring the girl scouts through. Figure 100 people per hall, 4 halls per floor, 2-4 floors per dorm. These Girl Scouts were raking in the money.


                    • #11
                      Shooter, I hope you have a big freezer or lots of friends to share them with !!!

                      I just finished my thin mints... those are the best. I bought a couple others but they aren't as good (I let other people eat those, but the thin mints were off limits !!!) I was good this year, only bought 1 box of thin mints instead of filling the freezer with them !!!

                      Wow, cookies would be good right now, if they weren't in my desk at work... [Frown]
                      Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.


                      • #12
                        Anyone who finds themselves with excess girl scout cookies due to an inability to say "no" (Didn't Mrs. Reagan teach you anything?) can send them to

                        C/O MRHS High School
                        Swanzey, NH

                        I have a furnace especially designed to eliminate dangerous food products.
                        I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 elections!--Ned Flanders


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lictalon:
                          Swanzey, NH

                          HHmmm...I am going to NH to ski this weekend and you always need something to snack on the ride to and fro
                          Northeastern University Police Department Cadet/Dispatcher


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