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    I was going through the Taco Hell drive-thru the other night when I got waited on by "Mike".
    Me and Mike go back as a few years ago Mike had sex with a fourteen year old. We had the victim call Mike up and tell him she was pregnant. Mike responded by saying 'Your not pregnant, there's no way, I smoke Newports and everyone knows you can't get someone pregnant when you smoke Newports!'

    I asked Mike in the drive-thru if he still smoked Newports. He laughed and said he had been pretty stupid thinking Newports were birth control. He went on to say it was Marlboro's that keeps him from getting girls pregnant.

    [ 03-10-2003, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: JRT6 ]

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    Doh! And here I've been paying for these damn pills. *smack* [Wink]

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    • #3
      ?!?!?! ?!?!?!
      "It is easier for a king to have a lie believed than a beggar to spread the truth."---Robert Strecker

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      • #4
        lol Everyone knows if you jump up and down after sex, you can't get pregnant!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Frogman:
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          Can't really top that but let me say this:
          "I'd like a burger....it's for a COP!"
          "Does that look like spit to you?"

          Super Troopers ruled!!!!

          "License and Registration right MEOW please"

          [ 03-10-2003, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: KenM ]
          "Trust me. I'm from the government, I'm here to help."

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          • #6
            I'm sorry. Did you just say 'meow'?

            I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE MEOW!!
            On the wings of a dove
            Let's roll for justice
            Let's roll for truth
            Let's not let our children grow up
            Fearful in their youth -- Neil Young

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            • #7
              hahaha... "does this look like spit to you?"...

              Just effin rollin...



              CAR RAMROD!
              Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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