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Score: Police Dog-1; Penis-0---Hilarious news story
**Thought everyone would get a good laugh.**
By Times staff writer
By Times staff writer
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"Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks." -Forrest Gump -
I lived in St. Petersburg 26 years until we moved her. My neice and 2 nephews are on the police force there. I'll have to ask them just how loud this guy screamed! lol -
What a way to take a bite out of crime
"You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor."
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Zoinkees, Scoob, we're out of Scooby snacks! Here, have a cocktail weenie, instead!
We can only hope he was rendered inoperative so as not contaminate the rest of the free world.Comment
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That is so funny, I mean, OUCH even!
What a moron, he----wait a minute, I have a French Mastiff named Scooby. You don't think that......?
And, I have heard of hoof-in-mouth disease, but....
OutAmerican by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."Comment
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Guess the robbery suspect has a new nick name now: "STUBBY"
6P1 (retired)Comment
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way to go scooby We are all proud of your latest capture technique LOL
KlarAre you a Veteran? If so join AMVETS the only organization that accepts all vets no matter when or where they served. Contact me for more info.Comment
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Hurts thinking about that one.
Stay safe and watch your back. Survived Katrina. Now a Official member of the Chocolate City Police.
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Poor Scooby, I hope he didn't get anything contagious. Scooby Snaks anyone??????
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They actually make scooby snacks.. they are like circus animal cookies...I saw them a couple months ago...(people scooby snacks).. I think if a dog bites me in the butt I'm not going to hold still...even if I'm told to...good thing I don't have one of those things!! I'd probably be, OK, you can arrest me if I can pet the dog...LOL...can he ride in the back with me on the way to jail.... I love dogs !!!
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.Comment
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LOL we understand that fastie and we appriciate the fact that you would be soo willing to take a ride with us. Just remember that we are the police remain calm and do everything the nice officer tells you to do LOL
KlarAre you a Veteran? If so join AMVETS the only organization that accepts all vets no matter when or where they served. Contact me for more info.Comment
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RRuh RRoo Raggie..is that thing supposed to fall off.Walk slow, Talk low, and Don't say Too Much.Comment
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"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"Comment
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Ow.Comment
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