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Some humongous fat women ran down a cop in her car after he tried to stop her for theft. That cop's agency has a "no pursuit no matter what policy" so as usual they ask other agencis to chase for them. I did the deed and arrested the pig after she blew her engine. Took two guys to get her fat *** out of the car. Now get this:
Her driver's license said she weighed 115 pounds .
I commented to her about her weighing 115 and asked her if it was her right half or left. She then demanded to go to the hospital(SOP for the chronic criminal types) for a sore back and hee-ron withdraw. She needs to switch to crystal meth.
[ 06-30-2003, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: JRT6 ]
Her driver's license said she weighed 115 pounds .
I commented to her about her weighing 115 and asked her if it was her right half or left. She then demanded to go to the hospital(SOP for the chronic criminal types) for a sore back and hee-ron withdraw. She needs to switch to crystal meth.
[ 06-30-2003, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: JRT6 ]
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