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    I've heard some doozies but last nights was one of the dumbest:

    We find an abandoned car thats been in a wreck. Dispatch calls the owner (a woman) who tells the dispatcher she loaned the car to her brother in law but its probably his wife driving the car. The woman wasn't sure of the wife's name. I guess there's no sisterly love there.

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    LOL she does not know the name to her own sister? How pathetic is that. I guess I would be thinking of charging her with being stupid in a no stupid zone. LOL

    Klar
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      I had one today who said
      " you don't need to turn your blue lights on sir! "

      me:" sir stay at your vech please!"

      him: " but sir , I put the windshield in your chiefs truck !"

      me: " Sir the reason i stopped you was you were travelling 53 in a 25"

      him: "well I know i was speeding but , I guess it doesnt matter that i put his windshield in "

      to which i almost laughed
      We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.

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      • #4
        We find an abandoned car thats been in a wreck
        Sounds like DUI insurance claim avoidance to me.
        " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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