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  • All I got was a medal

    Ok, I thought this was a joke, but it turns out to be real...........

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    A Nevada brothel is welcoming GIs back from Iraq with, um, open arms. The Moonlite BunnyRanch is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war, and plans to offer 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks. The first 50 servicemen and women will receive a knockoff of their military-issued personal-hygiene kits, containing condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex. Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. The brothel's patriotic offer will cost it about $50,000. Takes flag waving to a whole new level.

    June 2003 Dennis Hof, the flamboyant owner of two of Nevada's legal brothels, announced that as a thank you to U.S. troops who had served in Iraq War, the first fifty soldiers who presented themselves at his Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City would receive a session of free sex, with a value of up to $1,000. A 50 percent discount on the cost of services rendered would also be tendered for the following fifty days to servicemen and women who had missed out on the freebie. Hof told the British Broadcasting Corp., "We wanted to give these guys some special care and attention."

    [ 06-27-2003, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Niteshift ]

  • #2
    Sounds too good to be true!

    Imagine the line if this was in San Diege!!!
    Drug Recognition Expert


    • #3
      How classy and patriotic.


      • #4
        Yeah, but with incentives like this, we'll never need a draft again. Highschool boys will be begging to get in.
        "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. " -- ???


        • #5
          "And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free...."
          There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

          Steven Wright


          • #6
            That's what I call '....going above, below, sideways and beyond the call of duty.'
            "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
            -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division


            • #7
              Originally posted by Scratchy:
              Very cool and shows more support for our troops than the company I work for has shown.

              I would think that many who would not be interested in receiving the freebie or discount would still get a warm fuzzy from the offer.

              Ummm, nevermind [Wink] [Wink]

              (You're right, though, the idea and intent shows support for the troops)
              Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.


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              • #8
                I agree with 156.

                [ 06-29-2003, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: auntysuz63 ]
                "Americans don't want a mentally unstable president; he might start a war or something." - Bill Maher


                • #9
                  Hell yeah! That's putting your money where your er, mouth is!
                  No cops, know anarchy.

                  "He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista


                  • #10
                    "All I got was a medal..."

                    And you won't be sure of that for at least a couple of weeks.


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