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  • #16
    Convenient Store Clerk (especially midnight shift)
    Proctologist
    Gay Porn Star
    Carrot Top's personal assistant
    Locker Room Attendant
    Sewage Worker
    Coroner
    The guy who has to get the semen to inseminate the cow

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Future-Cop:

      The guy who has to get the semen to inseminate the cow
      That's sick !!! LMAO ...

      Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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      • #18
        My vote is for OB/GYN and Proctologist.

        I just cann't get cheese or dingleberries out of mind for either one of those jobs.
        RADAR is the 8th wonder of the world.

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        • #19
          I'd hate to be a cop...oh wait, never mind.

          but seriously, I'd hate to be a pediatrist, proctologist, OBGYN, a flabatomist (don't like needles. anything in the food industry, and a cow knocker (the guy who stuns the cow before they kill it)

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          • #20
            OK, 10-13,

            You have some 'splainin' to do! Where did you get that picture? Was it something you already had hanging up over your computer or did you spend hours looking for it?

            I think we need a caption contest for it!

            Here's my entry, "My FTO said to collect some evidence, but this is ridiculous!"

            Friday

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            • #21
              The worst would have to be the protologist seems like they would give that job to the guy who finished last in medical school. Then sucking clean the port o lets. Next would be the ob=gyn after everyone has fun the night before they come see you in the morning.
              Stay safe and watch your back. Survived Katrina. Now a Official member of the Chocolate City Police.

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              • #22
                I don't want to ever be the guy who replaces those little "cakes" in the Men's room urinals ....What do they do with the old ones that haven't "melted" yet?
                "The streets of Philadelphia are safe...it's the people that make them unsafe"---Frank Rizzo
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by LBomb:
                  those little "cakes" in the Men's room urinals ....What do they do with the old ones that haven't "melted" yet?
                  WHAT are those "cakes"??
                  Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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                  • #24
                    LOL fastie the mens restrooms have little disinfectant cakes that are placed in the urinals so that when one does their job they are neutralizing the stream to help prevent possible infections from spreading on the likely hood of over splash.

                    Klar
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                    • #25
                      Oooops.. I've been telling everyone they're breath mints!...
                      " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                      • #26
                        ROFLOL 207 that was good.

                        Klar
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                        • #27
                          This will sound trite and alot of people will say yeah right but i am above no job. And be it the guy who cleans toilets or the people who empty trash for living get the same respect as professionals from me. I am extremely ambitious and also realize that it takes working on the bottom to get to the top.

                          I also have a huge problem with women that take a mans job just to take it. And women taking another womens job by making themselves available to the boss if you know what i mean. Those people suck.

                          I gotta admit, There are some pretty gross jobs out there.
                          "To each his own"

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                          • #28
                            1) I will never be the guy who cleans up the peep show viewing booths after use. Even though I hear they get pretty good money for the work.

                            2) I will never pick up roadkill on a hot summer day or any job of that nature.

                            The thing about the OB/GYN job got me thinking of a joke:

                            Woman is scheduled for a checkup next week. Doctor's office calls and asks her to reschedule for 45 mins from now. She agrees and rushes upstairs to "freshen up" a bit. She picks up a washcloth from the counter and begins scrubbing. After she's done, she goes to the doctor and waits. He takes one look and says "Wow, someone put some extra effort to clean up today." He continues the exam, she gets dressed and leaves. Later, her 13 y/o daughter comes home and asks "mom, what did you do with the washcloth in the bathroom? I need it." The mom says "just grab a clean one from the closet and use that." The daughter says "No, I need that one. It had all my glitter in it."

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                            • #29
                              Well, I can sure tell that a whole bunch of you folks are "city slickers." Artificial insemination, or the collection of the sperm is not nearly as gross as a lot of other things farmers and ranchers have to do!

                              As to jobs I would NEVER have. . . ANYTHING to do with working in a bar. I spent enough time with drunks to last me a life time. Puke in the back seat, crap in the back seat, pee in the back seat.

                              And just listening to them, even when they are mellow is enough to send me out the door. Wound up in a bar for a Pizza on Easter Sunday as it was the only place open in the little town I was camped near. Shoulda stayed at camp and cooked my own dinner. Sheesh.
                              6P1 (retired)

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Don:
                                I spent enough time with drunks to last me a life time. Puke in the back seat, crap in the back seat, pee in the back seat.
                                EEEEWWWWWWWW YUCK !!!! There should be an extra citation given for that kind of thing... here is your DUI arrest and a ticket for xxxxxx in my patrol car.... can you just take the garden hose to the car or .... yuck.... you guys don't get paid enough for that kinda stuff.....
                                Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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