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  • What Jobs Would You Never Do?

    On the days when your job gets you down, think of all the jobs you can thank Heaven you don't have to do:

    Here are some of mine....

    Oyster shucker

    Cow artificial inseminator

    Coal miner

    Sumo wrestler

    TV "minister"

    Biological weapons developer

    Telemarketer

    Food processing plant rat hair counter

    And yours?


    Friday

  • #2
    Man, I wouldn't take ANY job over my main gig at the P.D. I work part-time as a rent-a-cop for some extra $$$, but that's a pie-job.

    I really wouldn't want to be the guy that goes around picking up roadkill, especially in the summertime!

    [ 04-01-2002: Message edited by: RoadWarrior ]
    Road Warrior

    "Every man dies, not every man really lives"

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    • #3
      Honey wagon operator, aka septic tank pump truck sucker upper is out of the question...
      " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Friday:
        Cow artificial inseminator
        That must be a joke....ROFLMAO !!! That ranks right up there with 207's honey truck.. ewwwww....

        I don't think I'd want to be a coroner or mortuary worker!!! Although I liked that old show, Quincy ME.. I think it was called..

        Professional Killer for Hire

        Drug Dealer

        Proctologist

        The person that puts animals to sleep..

        I'm sure there are others...
        Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Fast_1:


          That must be a joke....ROFLMAO !!! That ranks right up there with 207's honey truck.. ewwwww....
          i'm guessing most farmers who have cows do that job! at the post office, every few months we'd get big, blue, insulated plastic tall "suitcases" full of horse semen, always going to the same farmer. they were heavy suckers! everybody joked all morning, like "theres goes jill with her jug of horse ***" giving them to the farmer at the front window always felt a little funny...talk about ewwwww!

          i wouldnt want the honeywagon job...never. the guy who comes here and does it doesnt even wear gloves!

          i could never work in a meat packing plant or slaughterhouse. we have poultry processing plants in the next town...nasty.

          i couldnt be a doctor or nurse...people's smells upset my stomach...even people i waited on at work! i guess i couldnt do any job that was smelly or hot!
          "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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          • #6
            well lets see I have worked at a packing plant. I have gone out and scoopped road kill off the highways. I have played in the sewers so I think I am getting to be qulaified to do just about anything. I guess the only job I would not really do is become salesman. I have no skill at selling anything LOL

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jellybean40:
              everybody joked all morning, like "theres goes jill with her jug of horse ***"
              that's is just too funny...ROFLMAO

              i wouldnt want the honeywagon job...never. the guy who comes here and does it doesnt even wear gloves!
              ewww, EWWWWWW !!!! No GLOVES??? No Mask?? No hazmat suit???

              i could never work in a meat packing plant or slaughterhouse. we have poultry processing plants in the next town...nasty.
              I saw a movie in school about a chicken ranch/farm/killing hut.... I couldn't eat chicken for about a year after that...
              Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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              • #8
                http://glocktalk.com/attachment.php?...&postid=642502

                [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: Niteshift ]

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                • #9
                  LOL I can almost imagine having a job like that $$$$$ good I could rake in some serious monies selling purte fertilizer to the farmers. Hmmmmmm things that make you actually think.

                  Klar
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                  • #10
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                    I'm cryin! I can't stop laughin!
                    That is classic!
                    Out
                    American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

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                    • #11
                      I think she just wants the best garden in the damn neighborhood ...
                      "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                      • #12
                        An OB/GYN on a fat farm comes to mind.

                        Or how about the guy that has to remove all the road kills from the highways?

                        And then there's a proctologist....
                        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jellybean40:
                          we'd get big, blue, insulated plastic tall "suitcases" full of horse semen, always going to the same farmer.
                          Jill,

                          What happens if you spilled it???? Who's job is it to clean that up??

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                          • #14
                            I would not want to be a hospital orderly. Having to clean peoples bed pans really ewww!

                            Also, this may not sound very gross, but, I would NOT want to work at a burgerking or McDonalds. I really do NOT wanna know what I have been eating all my life. Somethings are better left unknown.

                            And I feel really bad about a store/mall or school janitor. when people barf its up to you to clean it ewwww peh ick!
                            Mother is the name for God on the lips and in the hearts of all children.

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                            • #15
                              I remember a girl I knew from high school who had a job in a morgue. She bathed dead people. She worked the night shift getting them ready for viewing. Guess someones gotta do it.

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