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A few weeks ago a Crown Prosecutor popped into my office to show me a CCTV video of an
an ongoing case, it went something like this..
In the early hours a CCTV operator operated by a local council panned along a road leading to a nearby council estate, it followed a drunken young man staggering along the footpath, next to which was a grass verge. On the grass verge was tethered a horse/pony, which is the sort of thing people do in this part of the world.
This drunken male then approaches the horse, lifts its tail, at the same time undoing his trouser zip. At this point the male mounts the horse, in the biblical sense that is, he gets his rhythm going for a minute or so before pulling away and walking over to a nearby streetlight where he checks himself out before returning to the horse, flicking its tail onto its back and remounting.
After a couple of minutes the horse clearly not interested kicks out at the would be suitor. The drunk then appears to shout obscenities at the horse before giving it the 'v' sign and walking off.
The drunk was picked up nearby and spent the night in the cells before being charged with beastiality the next morning.
The sting in the tail?... the horse was male and called Freddie, when checked over by a vet it was found to be OK.. the drunk when he got to court pleaded not guilty to beastiality because he stated he was few inches too short for penetration he pleaded guilty to a lesser offence against public decency and is awaiting sentence.
an ongoing case, it went something like this..
In the early hours a CCTV operator operated by a local council panned along a road leading to a nearby council estate, it followed a drunken young man staggering along the footpath, next to which was a grass verge. On the grass verge was tethered a horse/pony, which is the sort of thing people do in this part of the world.
This drunken male then approaches the horse, lifts its tail, at the same time undoing his trouser zip. At this point the male mounts the horse, in the biblical sense that is, he gets his rhythm going for a minute or so before pulling away and walking over to a nearby streetlight where he checks himself out before returning to the horse, flicking its tail onto its back and remounting.
After a couple of minutes the horse clearly not interested kicks out at the would be suitor. The drunk then appears to shout obscenities at the horse before giving it the 'v' sign and walking off.
The drunk was picked up nearby and spent the night in the cells before being charged with beastiality the next morning.
The sting in the tail?... the horse was male and called Freddie, when checked over by a vet it was found to be OK.. the drunk when he got to court pleaded not guilty to beastiality because he stated he was few inches too short for penetration he pleaded guilty to a lesser offence against public decency and is awaiting sentence.
One midnight shift in a rural part of the County a farmer awoke to see a light in his barn. Upon investigation he found a man standing on a bale of hay doing the big nasty with one of his cows. The mans trousers were down around his ankles. The cow had dropped a big load of digested stinky right into the mans pants. 
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