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  • I Got My Arse Dumped Via Email

    A poem by Gubmentcheez..

    Oh Female Oh Female
    Why did you dump me via Email

    You were so young and I was so raunchy
    But you still lived with your folks and they were so staunchy

    Oh Female Oh Female
    I should have changed my Email

    Now I go to the docks and look for a foreigner in a dress.
    Next I'll get dumped via INS.

    THE END

  • #2
    So what you are saying is, your old *** got dumped by email from some youngin' that still sponges off their folks and now you are looking at someone that's from another land?

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    • #3
      At least Gub is looking for someone in a dress, Or could that be the HILTON in drag?
      You're just jealous, cause the voices talk to me.

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      • #4
        Gub, it is unlike you to have so many typos, but being your friend I shall help you out.


        A poem by Gubmentcheez..

        Oh male Oh male
        Why did you dump me via Email

        You were so old and I was so corny
        But you still lived with your cellmates and they were so horny

        Oh male Oh male
        I should have changed my Email

        Now I go to the docks and look for a foreigner in a turban.
        Next I'll get dumped by some Feds in a Black S.U.V. Suburban.

        THE END
        "are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite"

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        • #5
          ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
          You're just jealous, cause the voices talk to me.

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          • #6
            LMFAOOO MR O!

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            • #7
              Dont worry pal, women are alright but you cant beat the real thing
              allblacks.com

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              • #8
                LOLROFL OH man I think gub is having some issues. Hey gub if you need to get away from it all for awhile there is a small town here in Iowa I can set you up in for a bit. LOL

                Klar
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                • #9
                  Klar, if you have any sheep, HIDE them... hehehehe
                  You're just jealous, cause the voices talk to me.

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                  • #10
                    You guys are way too much!
                    If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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                    • #11
                      Hey know what does my sheep have to do with Gub? LOL Does gub have a pair of velcro gloves too?

                      Klar
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                      • #12
                        You don't know??? Lets just say that Gub "likes" them..
                        You're just jealous, cause the voices talk to me.

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                        • #13
                          Heehee...

                          Wanna see the kinda love Gub has for sheep?

                          Look here.

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                          • #14
                            FLOCK EWE!!!

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                            • #15
                              Awww come on...it's not so baaaaaaaaaaaad.

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