I Got My Arse Dumped Via Email

[Gubmentcheez]

A poem by Gubmentcheez..

Oh Female Oh Female
Why did you dump me via Email

You were so young and I was so raunchy
But you still lived with your folks and they were so staunchy

Oh Female Oh Female
I should have changed my Email

Now I go to the docks and look for a foreigner in a dress.
Next I'll get dumped via INS.

THE END

[Piper]

So what you are saying is, your old *** got dumped by email from some youngin' that still sponges off their folks and now you are looking at someone that's from another land?

[Lady in Blue]

At least Gub is looking for someone in a dress, Or could that be the HILTON in drag?

[Mr.Orange]

Gub, it is unlike you to have so many typos, but being your friend I shall help you out.


A poem by Gubmentcheez..

Oh male Oh male
Why did you dump me via Email

You were so old and I was so corny
But you still lived with your cellmates and they were so horny

Oh male Oh male
I should have changed my Email

Now I go to the docks and look for a foreigner in a turban.
Next I'll get dumped by some Feds in a Black S.U.V. Suburban.

THE END

[Lady in Blue]

ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Gubmentcheez]

LMFAOOO MR O!

[rugbyman]

Dont worry pal, women are alright but you cant beat the real thing

[klar]

LOLROFL OH man I think gub is having some issues. Hey gub if you need to get away from it all for awhile there is a small town here in Iowa I can set you up in for a bit. LOL

Klar

[Lady in Blue]

Klar, if you have any sheep, HIDE them... hehehehe

[KCadet]

You guys are way too much!

[klar]

Hey know what does my sheep have to do with Gub? LOL Does gub have a pair of velcro gloves too?

Klar

[Lady in Blue]

You don't know??? Lets just say that Gub "likes" them..

[Piper]

Heehee...

Wanna see the kinda love Gub has for sheep?

Look here.

[Gubmentcheez]

FLOCK EWE!!!

[Piper]

Awww come on...it's not so baaaaaaaaaaaad.