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  • It's official: Married couples don't have sex....

    No Sex

    If it's on MSN.com, it's GOTTA be TRUE. Riiiiiiiiight......? [Eek!]
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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    Well for married folks who have a busy life and never see each other, when it doeshappen it's probably the best one can imagine! [Eek!]

    There's always time, unless there's an underlying reason other than being tired and stressed out!
    "It is easier for a king to have a lie believed than a beggar to spread the truth."---Robert Strecker

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    • #3
      NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
      Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

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      • #4
        Hell, I coulda told you that! That`s why I only had one wife and many girlfriends.
        Life is like a 3 ring circus and cops have a front row seat. It`s The Greatest Show On Earth.

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        • #5
          remind me never to marry that pain in the *** woman. she'd be gone in a week!!

          until that thing finally stops working on it's own will be the day i finally give up sex. and thankfully my wife has no problem with me being the "horny old goat"!!

          don't worry. it won't be too long until her husband is out cattin' around lookin' for some. and i can't say that i would blame him.
          I'll post, You argue.

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          • #6
            Wow, Nickg! What a comment! Are you saying it's okay to just go out and cheat when your wife isn't "putting out?" [Eek!]

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            • #7
              quote:
              Originally posted by 156:
              Wow, Nickg! What a comment! Are you saying it's okay to just go out and cheat when your wife isn't "putting out?" [Eek!]

              what i'm saying is, if this guy DOES go out and get some then i'm not going to condemn him for it, and his wife better take a good look in the mirror. simple as that.
              I'll post, You argue.

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              • #8
                quote:
                and his wife better take a good look in the mirror
                Maybe she oughta hang 'the mirror' from their bedroom ceiling....?
                "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                • #9
                  I just don't understand. Sex is a GREAT way to relieve stress.
                  "Integrity is like virginity. Once it's lost, you can't get it back." --drunkhunter

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                  • #10
                    Nickg, since you're a self-proclaimed "horny old goat" I'm sure you don't have this problem, but it's not always the women who don't want to have sex. There's many men who aren't interested in sex, too. So is it okay for their wives to see it elsewhere as well?

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                    • #11
                      Maybe he better introduce Mr. Johnson to Mr. Hand!
                      "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."
                      Davy Crockett

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                      • #12
                        HAHAHAHA!! Good one, Bunny!  -

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                        • #13
                          Can't people just leave their bedroom life to themeselves. I am so sick of hearing and/or reading about stuff like this. Enough is enough. Some people will just do anything to get in the news. I mean it is nobodies business what goes on in my bedroom; it is crude and ill-mannered to discuss such private things. Marriage is a beautiful institution built on respect and love; the way it is currently being displayed in the media (T.V., print) is disgusting. I am not a saint and engage in a joke or two with my sisters, some friends, even Mr. Bunny about men and sex, in general, but never about my own marital adventures. That is no bodies business. I am sure their children will be darn proud of that magazine article when they are adults themselves. Call me old-fashioned!
                          O.K....I have vented....
                          "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."
                          Davy Crockett

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                          • #14
                            quote:
                            Call me old-fashioned!

                            Oh, no! I'm not falling for THAT trap!
                            "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                            -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                            • #15
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by 156:
                              Nickg, since you're a self-proclaimed "horny old goat" I'm sure you don't have this problem, but it's not always the women who don't want to have sex. There's many men who aren't interested in sex, too. So is it okay for their wives to see it elsewhere as well?

                              oh i agree that it works both ways, no doubt. and when i talk about lack of libido i don't mean because of illness or a physical ailment. i just can't understand the "oh i don't care about sex anymore" mantra. the whole concept of lack of intimacy is just lost on me.
                              I'll post, You argue.

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