Presented to the Libertarian Party of New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico, June 15, 2003
Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Children of the American Revolution, the great libertarian author and teacher Robert LeFevre once told me that the first money the United States government ever spent was a $20,000 check from a Dutch bank, drawn on an account that didn't exist.

Hence the expression, "You low-down, no-account bast