Officer involved in beating was grabbed in the privates.

[RogueWarrior]

The officer of the Inglewood Police Department that slugged that scumbag had every right to do so.

Turns out the punk while in cuffs grabbed the officer in the private area and squeezed(no wonder that officer winced in pain), the officer responded by slugging him. The officers attorney has stated the punk deserved the punch he got.


I stated it before this all even came out, that the punk had to do something to provoke that officer to slug him, and he got what he deserved. I knew I was right then, and I know I am right now.

[PelicanDriver]

I'll award points for creativity ( he grabbed my "business" ) and subtract points for suboptimal tactics ( got close enough forthe grabbing of his "business" )

[555]

How about he grabbed my "property"

[CopInNY]

Originally posted by 555:
How about he grabbed my "property"

I refer to that area as my "junk".

Picture this..at the trial.." your honor, this is horse..poop. He grabbed my junk!"

"i beg your pardon, he grabbed your WHAT"

"my JUNK! Ya know <points to crotch> my JUNK. property. got it?"



[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: CopInNY ]

[On Paper]

Originally posted by CopInNY:


I refer to that area as my "junk".


[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: CopInNY ]

That gives "junk in the trunk" a whole new meaning.

[Frank Booth]

[ 04-04-2003, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Frank Booth ]

[555]

Is this going to turn into a thread where you all discuss the special names you have for your "property."

[Frank Booth]

[ 04-04-2003, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Frank Booth ]

[Branden Whitney]

Y'all name it? I am never that bored. If I am I normally call him my best friend (for obvious reasons which I dont wish to speak of).

As for that kid who got his face slapped (I have seen children get hit harder by parents). If he had done that to me he would be kissing the cement. I dont care if he was cuffed or under arrest. You dont touch there on any man. Unless you ask first. lol

[kateykakes]

LMAO, Frank. You're a bad boy.

[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

[txinvestigator1]

..............Oh nevermind, I can't

(how do I make a little devil smiley face?)

[207]

Originally posted by 555:
How about he grabbed my "property"

How about; "Your Honor, He grabbed ahold of my 'package' and crushed it like the U.S. Postal Service does with items marked 'handle with care'."

[Xanthorius]

Kinda sucks that as a private citizen, if somebody squeezed my crotch painfully, I could hit the guy in the face and probably get off easy. As soon as I get hired, though, it's apparently open season for guys to start trying to get in a cheap shot before they go to prison.

All that use of force stuff we learned in the Academy says to me that the...er...offended officer should have backed away and let the other officers handle it. But I really can't get angry at all with a guy who's ****ed 'cause somebody was trying to crush his testicles.

Maybe I should call my local legislators and have them enact the "Vengeance for Crotch Smashing Now Allowed" act of 2002.

[Fastie]

Originally posted by 207:


How about; "Your Honor, He grabbed ahold of my 'package' and crushed it like the U.S. Postal Service does with items marked 'handle with care'."

LMAO.... wait til Jelly hears that !!!

[207]

Originally posted by Fast 1:

LMAO.... wait til Jelly hears that !!!

Well, its true.. I can't wait to see what my carton of M/C parts will look like. It's bad enough its going take 6 weeks to go from ME. to CT. I guess the post office guy has to walk here with it! I can drive there in about 4 1/2 hours.