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  • ANGRY WOMEN!

    I received this by e-mail and I thought it was funny!

    Here it is......

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    Subject: An Angry Woman

    A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife
    says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

    He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better
    lover than you are."

    Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds
    up, to eighty mph. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

    The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"
    The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need." "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

    Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

    ___________________

    Revenge can be sweet sometimes

    P.S. Just looked at this post and I guess some of the sentences decided to edit themselves [Wink]

    [ 10-13-2002, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: GRACE ]
    "Life breaks us all and afterwards some are strong at the broken places."
    --Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

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    OUCH!!!!!
    Criminals prefer unarmed victims.

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