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  • Advice from women to men

    lol Posted in good humor!
    This is pretty good. This goes out to all you hard workin' ladies.

    1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

    2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.

    3. If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts

    4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

    5. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

    6. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

    7. If you were really looking for an honest answer,
    you wouldn't ask in bed.

    8. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.

    9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?

    10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

    11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

    12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance -- in fact -- please do !!!

    13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite outfit rather than "yours" -- the torn jeans
    and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

    14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. a negative grunt.

    15. Don't insist that we "get off the damn phone" and then not talk to us.

    16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.

    17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work"; besides, most of the dirt and clutter is yours anyway.

    18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men; why is it then you never want to cook?

    19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

    20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.



  • #2
    Great idea! C'mon Don, Niteshift, Sparky, Artie, let's all go to the bathroom together and talk about Mitzi!

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    • #3
      lol Mitzi that is funny stuff..

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      • #4
        19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

        I was always thought it was because there was a teeter-totter in there and you needed two people to work it. You learn something new everyday.
        Graeme

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