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  • He wanted to go off with a bang!

    NYPost
    October 11, 2002 -- Police in Morrisville, Pa. have seen a lot of weird things on the job, but nothing prepared them for the guy who limped into the station house - with a nail and a firecracker in his penis. The unidentified man from nearby Trenton, N.J., told the stunned cops he had inserted the objects himself, but refused to say why. He asked them to take him to the hospital.
    The bizarre incident quickly sparked ribald humor among officers.

    "He probably wanted to go off with a bang," one quipped. [Eek!]
    "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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    My guess is he couldn't afford a sex-change procedure and decided to go with the 'Bubba method'...: 'Hey ya'll...watch this!' [Eek!]
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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    • #3
      Wonder if it hurt when they pulled that nail out! [Eek!]

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      • #4
        oh boy [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
        Royce is a Lady

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        • #5
          Watch out fellas. He's got a short fuse.
          "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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          • #6
            I saw this story somewhere. THey later found out he was "protesting war".

            Not exactly a tactful appraoch. [Wink]
            In valor there is hope - Tacitus

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            • #7
              quote:
              I saw this story somewhere. THey later found out he was "protesting war".

              Not exactly a tactful appraoch.

              Sure it is, Shorty. I think everyone who objects to war should follow his lead. And why stop there...so should PETA, Greenpeace and any other ecoterrorist group. That should be a good a start, anyway.

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              • #8
                At least it would remove them from the gene pool.
                Bill R

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                • #9
                  quote:
                  THey later found out he was "protesting war".
                  What a moron
                  Royce is a Lady

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                  • #10
                    Maybe he was really going to pick up a hooker and just wanted was a little more bang for his buck.
                    I didn't do it, I swear.

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