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[Don]

Well, the name calling never bothered me. But I have been known (actually on SEVERAL occasions) to ask some recalcitrant how he would like to have his finger broken off and used as a popsicle stick, with HIM as the popsicle.

[Traffic_Goddess]

Uh, Don?
Remind me not to **** you off!

We had a nice little ordinance for things like that...and a Judge that would give them max fine of $300...it's amazing how contrite they get when you hit them in the wallet!