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  • Now, I have seen it all.

    I went to a domestic tonight. I arrive and wife and son are packing EVERYTHING in the house into assorted trailers with friends. Hubby is at work on a 12 hour graveyard shift.

    She believed hubby was having an affiar due to various typical indicators. When she goes to work that day, she sets up a recorder in the bedroom. She comes home, waits for hubby to leave for work and pulls out the tape. Sure enough, there's hubby hot in action in their own bed with................. their West Highland Terrier [Eek!]

    I really need a real job.

  • #2
    Wow, that's ruff.


    Get it?



    Get it?


    Ruff?



    Phoo, phoo, is this thing on?

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    • #3
      Question: Was it a male or female dog? As if that muttered.

      muttered.

      get it.
      "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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      • #4
        nothin ****es off a woman more than knowing her husband left her for a real "dog".

        boy, i bet the hubby is in the "dog" house now.

        and with proof of the tape, he probably doesn't have a "paw" to stand on.

        i guess the old man should just "roll over" and "play dead".

        but i'm sure the wife still has a "bone" to pick with the husband.

        she'll probably be keeping him on a short "leash" from now on.

        and she will continue to "hound" him about the situation.

        i'll "vet" my last dollar that she divorces him now.

        with these types of problems i guess you can't be to "curr"ful.

        GROAN.... .... MOAN
        I'll post, You argue.

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        • #5
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I know that's completely perverted, deviant, and sick, but that's the funniest story I've heard in a long time. Thanks!  -

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          • #6
            Tooooo funny!!
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            • #7
              DesertRat, Was it as bad as this? [Eek!]
              "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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              • #8
                So was she taking the dog with her, or leaving it for him?

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                • #9
                  So did ya charge him with Beastility? And Rape? Im sure it was aginst the dogs will.

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                  • #10
                    Maybe he was just trying to get a little tail. Or some pu-...whoops, wrong species.
                    Caution and worry never accomplished anything.

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                    • #11
                      THIS THREAD HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR PUBLICATION BY P.E.T.A.

                      Coyote

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                      • #12
                        Aw Geez....and I thought HE was a sick "puppy."

                        I forgot what kind of people hang out on this board ie:nickG, TC, Artie, kirch, Jim and all the rest of you sick demented twisted folks that just haven't found time yet.

                        Anyway, I guess in my tired stupor I forgot.....the rest of the story.

                        Yes, it was a male dog.

                        No, I couldn't go sexual assault, I tried, but SA dicks wouldn't have anything to do with it. They took the beastiality laws off the books in nevada so that was a no go. I think this might be a good argument for putting some form of them back on. The best we could come up with was cruelty to animals, a misdemeanor, but, with our star witness no longer available even that is going to be iffy. You see, she couldn't take a dog to the place where she was going soooooooooo, she killed it. She said to protect the dog from him?

                        Like I said, I need a real job.

                        [ 10-11-2002, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: DesertRat ]

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                        • #13
                          Talk about 'screwing the pooch'.......
                          "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                          -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                          • #14
                            That is fubared.

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                            • #15
                              ....and they call it puppy love

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