The advantages of being a man...hehehe

[Mitzi]

THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MAN:

- if you find yourself unzipped, people excuse it, saying "he's only a
man.."
- if you dribble ketchup on your shirt at a fancy lunch, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you accidently make a loud burp in front of mixed company, people
excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes drink too much or laugh too loud, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes need to scratch where it itches in public, people excuse
it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes find yourself looking at a woman 30 years your junior,
people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to take out the garbage and accidently dump it all over
the yard, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to paint the bedroom and accidently spill paint all over
the furniture, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you overhaul the lawnmower and it never runs again, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to dress and look like you're 40 years younger and look
foolish, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."

[wonderwoman]

MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!

(although I hear some do!)

[Artie]

Originally posted by wonderwoman:
MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!
(although I hear some do!)

Neither do women!

[Jean]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wonderwoman:
[B]MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!

(although I hear some do!)

Had a neighbor in Baltimore (Dundalk) that wore his Mom's bra's. Him & his Mom were always fighting about that.

[wonderwoman]

LOL JEAN!!!
I would love to go shopping with them in a lingere department just to hear the discussion on bra selection!!


[This message has been edited by wonderwoman (edited 07-09-2001).]

[Mitzi]

Some women do, Artie....Either that or kick and walk, kick and walk.....or trip a lot! No, I am NOT one of them! LOL!

[ALadyToYou]

Originally posted by wonderwoman:
MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!

(although I hear some do!)

And I've seen some that really should!
(But NOT the 'Wonderbra'!)

[wonderwoman]

And they don't have to colour their hair (if they have any) when it goes grey because grey is a distinguished look for men and a haggard look for us chicks!!

Of course that is if we allow men to determine what looks good for us!!

[wonderwoman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ALadyToYou:
And I've seen some that really should!
(But NOT the 'Wonderbra'!)


ALadyToYou!
HA!! Rolling over on my whatever the phrase is!!!

[Mitzi]

That's right, WW! I'm 51, feel 21 and my husband says I still turn heads. Don't know why!(Probably cause I'm always laughing! lol! We went dancing one night and I had a ball! My husband said, "Where in the h*** did you learn to dance like that????" LOL! I celebrate life!

[mac90]

Knowing the difference between a 3/8 drive and a 1/2 inch drive. Knowing that a screwdriver has nothing to do with orange juice.

[wonderwoman]

Mitzi,
Good for you!!! Life is tooooooo short not to celebrate and its twice as much fun when you feel good about yourself!!!

[Mitzi]

When my son got sick, it scared the bajoobies outta me. I'll never take life for granted again....ever. Live everyday to the fullest, you guys. Tomorrow is not a given.

[wonderwoman]

Mac!!!! Thats the advantage you see to being a guy????
Are you tired?????

[wonderwoman]

Mitzi,

Its always those life scares that wake us up!! One of my favorite phrases is;

Life was not meant to be endured but ENJOYED!