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THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MAN:
- if you find yourself unzipped, people excuse it, saying "he's only a
man.."
- if you dribble ketchup on your shirt at a fancy lunch, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you accidently make a loud burp in front of mixed company, people
excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes drink too much or laugh too loud, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes need to scratch where it itches in public, people excuse
it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes find yourself looking at a woman 30 years your junior,
people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to take out the garbage and accidently dump it all over
the yard, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to paint the bedroom and accidently spill paint all over
the furniture, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you overhaul the lawnmower and it never runs again, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to dress and look like you're 40 years younger and look
foolish, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you find yourself unzipped, people excuse it, saying "he's only a
man.."
- if you dribble ketchup on your shirt at a fancy lunch, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you accidently make a loud burp in front of mixed company, people
excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes drink too much or laugh too loud, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes need to scratch where it itches in public, people excuse
it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you sometimes find yourself looking at a woman 30 years your junior,
people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to take out the garbage and accidently dump it all over
the yard, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to paint the bedroom and accidently spill paint all over
the furniture, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
- if you overhaul the lawnmower and it never runs again, people excuse it,
saying "he's only a man.."
- if you attempt to dress and look like you're 40 years younger and look
foolish, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
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