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    THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MAN:

    - if you find yourself unzipped, people excuse it, saying "he's only a
    man.."
    - if you dribble ketchup on your shirt at a fancy lunch, people excuse it,
    saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you accidently make a loud burp in front of mixed company, people
    excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you sometimes drink too much or laugh too loud, people excuse it,
    saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you sometimes need to scratch where it itches in public, people excuse
    it, saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you sometimes find yourself looking at a woman 30 years your junior,
    people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you attempt to take out the garbage and accidently dump it all over
    the yard, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you attempt to paint the bedroom and accidently spill paint all over
    the furniture, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you overhaul the lawnmower and it never runs again, people excuse it,
    saying "he's only a man.."
    - if you attempt to dress and look like you're 40 years younger and look
    foolish, people excuse it, saying "he's only a man.."


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    MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!

    (although I hear some do!)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by wonderwoman:
      MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!
      (although I hear some do!)
      Neither do women!

      "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar 1842-1923

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      • #4
        [QUOTE]Originally posted by wonderwoman:
        [B]MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!

        (although I hear some do!)

        Had a neighbor in Baltimore (Dundalk) that wore his Mom's bra's. Him & his Mom were always fighting about that.

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        • #5
          LOL JEAN!!!
          I would love to go shopping with them in a lingere department just to hear the discussion on bra selection!!


          [This message has been edited by wonderwoman (edited 07-09-2001).]

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          • #6
            Some women do, Artie....Either that or kick and walk, kick and walk.....or trip a lot! No, I am NOT one of them! LOL!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by wonderwoman:
              MEN DON'T HAVE TO WEAR BRAS!!!

              (although I hear some do!)
              And I've seen some that really should!
              (But NOT the 'Wonderbra'!)

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              • #8
                And they don't have to colour their hair (if they have any) when it goes grey because grey is a distinguished look for men and a haggard look for us chicks!!

                Of course that is if we allow men to determine what looks good for us!!

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                • #9
                  [QUOTE]Originally posted by ALadyToYou:
                  And I've seen some that really should!
                  (But NOT the 'Wonderbra'!)


                  ALadyToYou!
                  HA!! Rolling over on my whatever the phrase is!!!

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                  • #10
                    That's right, WW! I'm 51, feel 21 and my husband says I still turn heads. Don't know why!(Probably cause I'm always laughing! lol! We went dancing one night and I had a ball! My husband said, "Where in the h*** did you learn to dance like that????" LOL! I celebrate life!

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                    • #11
                      Knowing the difference between a 3/8 drive and a 1/2 inch drive. Knowing that a screwdriver has nothing to do with orange juice.

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                      • #12
                        Mitzi,
                        Good for you!!! Life is tooooooo short not to celebrate and its twice as much fun when you feel good about yourself!!!

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                        • #13
                          When my son got sick, it scared the bajoobies outta me. I'll never take life for granted again....ever. Live everyday to the fullest, you guys. Tomorrow is not a given.

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                          • #14
                            Mac!!!! Thats the advantage you see to being a guy????
                            Are you tired?????

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                            • #15
                              Mitzi,

                              Its always those life scares that wake us up!! One of my favorite phrases is;

                              Life was not meant to be endured but ENJOYED!

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