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    OK ladies.. post away..

    Men mjst have invented the following items..

    Pantyhose
    High heels


    Anymore?

  • #2
    The frying pan

    The bar

    The convertable

    The mother in law

    The corset

    The ironing board

    The fishing rod

    DANG Raychel! You gotme! I just realized you said for the ladies to post. No wise cracks....

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    • #3
      Bras (specifically cheesy underwire ones where after a couple of washings the wire pokes out and stabs you in the armpit)

      Pointy toed shoes (not just high heels but any shoe that somehow tries to transform a womans foot so that all the toes cram together to form a point)

      The female condom (as if it is the woman that can spare any feeling )

      Hysterectomies (sp?)

      Eyeliner (I want to see statistics on eyeball stabbings in this country some year)

      Tweezers

      Waxing, and the epilady (Ouch!)

      Thongs

      Alcohol

      Porn (specifically any porn with more than one woman on the bed)

      That is about all I can come up with for right now




      [This message has been edited by goodgirl (edited 07-09-2001).]
      "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program" ~George W. Bush, November 2, 2000

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      • #4
        Children
        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
        -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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        • #5
          Everything???
          1*
          Take Care and STAY SAFE!!!

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          • #6
            Chances are good that if a woman invented it, we came along and perfected it!

            [This message has been edited by SpecOpsWarrior (edited 07-09-2001).]

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            • #7
              [QUOTE]Originally posted by SpecOpsWarrior:
              Chances are good that if a woman invented it, we came along and perfected it!

              No No No No No No No No wonderwoman.... hold back that comment!!.... Don't do it!!!!!!! It is sooooooo hard!!


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              • #8
                1. Urinals
                2. MANdatory Overtime
                3. Remote controls
                4. MENopause
                5. MENstruation
                6. MENtal illness
                7. MENaces
                8. MENingitis
                9. MANagers
                10. MANholes
                11. MANiacs
                12. MANure
                13. MANeuver's
                14. MANge
                That's all I can think of right now.

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                • #9
                  forceps

                  stress

                  pain (better?)




                  [This message has been edited by wonderwoman (edited 07-09-2001).]

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                  • #10
                    hehe, good ones Jean.

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                    • #11
                      Houses without suffecient closet space.

                      Nell
                      When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal. When you meet someone not as good as you are, look within and examine yourself....

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                      • #12
                        [QUOTE]Originally posted by SpecOpsWarrior:
                        [B]Chances are good that if a woman invented it, we came along and perfected it!

                        Woman allow you to think that way, just so the delicate male ego remains intact.

                        "The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."

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                        • #13
                          Gun Control!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SpecOpsWarrior:
                            Chances are good that if a woman invented it, we came along and perfected it!
                            Ladies I hope you know I was only joking, the smilies at the end of my original post were placed there to emphasize that it was only meant as a joke. If I offended anyone I truly apologize as that was not my intent.

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                            • #15
                              SpecOpsWarrior,

                              Goodness, if someone gets offended that easily then most of us are in trouble!

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